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Old 10-19-2007, 03:09 PM   #1
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Masturbation & Sick Days

Well?
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:11 PM   #2
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A whole day?!

Quit yer bragging.
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:15 PM   #3
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Wasn't expecting this
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:17 PM   #4
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So wait... are you talking about taking a sick day to masturbate? Or taking a masturbation-related sick day? Like an injury.

Either way, I'm down.
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:19 PM   #5
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Surely you meant "masturbation and slick days".
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:27 PM   #6
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Clone threads are really taking off lately. . . . You're welcome.
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:36 PM   #7
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Clone threads are really taking off lately. . . . You're welcome.
This is my first.
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:40 PM   #8
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This is my first.
And it was a good one.
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 10-19-2007, 05:01 PM   #9
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Clone threads are really taking off lately. . . . You're welcome.
I still think they're fucking stupid. I try not to post in them. (Sometimes it's hard, though.)

Having said that... well.... Nothingland is Nothingland.
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Old 10-19-2007, 08:51 PM   #10
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You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work?

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Old 10-20-2007, 05:17 AM   #11
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You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work?
Nothing at all.

For my birthday, my boss dry humped my leg....I then wanted to go home sick, but he wouldnt let me.

I threw Pavlova at him, which was a criminal waste of pav, but I think it was worth it.
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Old 10-20-2007, 08:00 AM   #12
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You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work?
When I first started, I was an apprentice bater. Now that I'm a Master Bater, I just whack off all day. I take a sick day to get a break from masturbating.
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:31 PM   #13
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....lo, and then ensueth a vast whoosh of posts espousing and decrying the clone thread as it doth impact the overall quality and readability of Ye Ole Cellar by those of strong opinion and great verbosity.
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:34 PM   #14
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:20 AM   #15
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Teh Flint doth giveth and Teh Flint doth taketh away.
Too muchth lithping.
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