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Old 02-03-2007, 08:15 PM   #1
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Competetive eating

Not really sure what to make of this, I was surprised at how thin the kid is, but then he is 23...

http://www.ifoce.com/eaters.php?action=detail&sn=106
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Old 02-03-2007, 08:39 PM   #2
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I hope I am not alone in my finding the concept of "competetive eating" disturbing.
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Old 02-03-2007, 08:43 PM   #3
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Old 02-03-2007, 09:37 PM   #4
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I once heard a biologist friend of mine say that animals have a tendency to divide the world in two... things they can eat, and things they can fuck.

I wonder if competitive sex is far behind . . . .
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:26 PM   #5
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I wonder if competitive sex is far behind . . . .
Behind, in front, on top, underneath, and probably every position you can imagine.
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:02 PM   #6
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I once heard a biologist friend of mine say that animals have a tendency to divide the world in two... things they can eat, and things they can fuck.
Antelope looks at lion. "Can I eat this? Nope. Therefore ..."

The lion's surprise at being accosted by a randy antelope was short lived, as the lion then dealt with the antelope in a more conventional manner - by eating the antelope for lunch.

Moral: Prey animals must be mindful of the unlisted third category: things that can eat them.
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Old 02-16-2007, 08:21 AM   #7
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Antelope looks at lion. "Can I eat this? Nope. Therefore ..."

The lion's surprise at being accosted by a randy antelope was short lived, as the lion then dealt with the antelope in a more conventional manner - by eating the antelope for lunch.

Moral: Prey animals must be mindful of the unlisted third category: things that can eat them.
Maybe even a fourth category: Things that can fuck you. That would include non-voluntary fucking. Ow!
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:36 AM   #8
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Things that can fuck you.
I'll take "Things That Can Fuck You" for $200, Alex.
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:46 AM   #9
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I'll take "Things That Can Fuck You" for $200, Alex.
Fantastic!
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Old 02-16-2007, 12:16 PM   #10
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I'll take "Things That Can Fuck You" for $200, Alex.
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Old 02-03-2007, 09:43 PM   #11
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I think the human race is pretty much ALL about competitive sex.
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Old 02-03-2007, 11:43 PM   #12
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Human race? That's all of evolution, Cloud. More precisely, competitive reproduction, but let's just say sex figures heavily in this.
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:12 AM   #13
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:10 PM   #14
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I meant "competitive" as in... public.. with a scoreboard... leagues... standings.. tournaments.. championships.... etc.... nevermind.
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:30 PM   #15
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