the funniest thing you've posted

lumberjim · 03-09-2007, 12:12 AM

only your own stuff here. as many as you'd like. self promote, pat your own back, be not shy. gimme.

03-09-2007, 04:23 AM

Oops! Pardon me. I was looking for the Cellar, not the Bargain Basement. I'll be leaving now!

Sundae · 03-09-2007, 04:42 AM

This thread should be called, "Things other people didn't find funny enough to quote or put in the Hall of Fame"

Sometimes I really make myself laugh, and I'm happy to celebrate that. It's cheaper and less fattening than jubilee pancakes.

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The Cellar: Come feed our greedy slits

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That's what I was secretly thinking - tape across the eyes, panties in the mouth.... or is it only me that has those kind of pictures in my album?

I count nipples

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I walk in downhill, along a pedestrian walk, and it was running with rainwater like the Zambezi. I swear I expected a party of mice to shoot past, white water rafting on a polystyrene chip tray.

Undertoad · 03-09-2007, 07:09 AM

(On a talking vibrator)

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look, I said I'm sorry."

SteveDallas · 03-09-2007, 09:08 AM

There are so many choices!

These two would have to be my picks.

Hey, I agree... there's nothing I love more than an election.

No rational concept of heaven includes grass that requires mowing.

Elspode · 03-09-2007, 09:15 AM

This is a great, yet masturbatory, notion, LJ.

As soon as I write something funny, I'll put it here...

Sheldonrs · 03-09-2007, 09:16 AM

My picture. It's in my profile.

03-09-2007, 12:12 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the funniest thing you've posted only your own stuff here. as many as you'd like. self promote, pat your own back, be not shy. gimme. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-09-2007, 09:15 AM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	This is a great, yet masturbatory, notion, LJ. As soon as I write something funny, I'll put it here... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-09-2007, 09:16 AM	#7
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	My picture. It's in my profile. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-09-2007, 04:23 AM	#2
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	Oops! Pardon me. I was looking for the Cellar, not the Bargain Basement. I'll be leaving now!

03-09-2007, 07:09 AM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	(On a talking vibrator) "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look, I said I'm sorry."

03-09-2007, 09:08 AM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	There are so many choices! These two would have to be my picks. Hey, I agree... there's nothing I love more than an election. No rational concept of heaven includes grass that requires mowing.

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