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05-15-2008, 11:31 PM
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NOT food!
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mixed up sayings
'Yes, I'm very sufficient.' In response to praise at work
I have to pee like a racist! i forget two more......damn. |
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05-15-2008, 11:39 PM
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Employable
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Valley Forge Natl Park
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i think this is a cookie
"nobody has been able to take my argument, and ridicule it with bullets." - wip sports guy (at the time) mike missanelli also "he made out like a band-aid" - i forget where this one occurred. |
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05-16-2008, 12:52 AM
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Serve ice cold, add salt to taste
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I love malapropisms. Was watching Back to the Future II tonight. Biff had some dandys. "Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?" was my fave.
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05-16-2008, 06:24 AM
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Shipwrecked and comatose
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[eta] just thought of one a mate of mine used to use a lot: Oh yeah, I'm a mind of useless information. |
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05-16-2008, 06:31 AM
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"She", not "he", guys
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My favorite, which I use all the damn time:
we'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
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05-16-2008, 06:46 AM
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Shipwrecked and comatose
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oh I use that one a lot. A good friend of mine used to say it and it stuck in my head.
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05-16-2008, 08:21 AM
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Not quite the same thing,
but a friend of mine was shopping for shoes when he heard this loud-mouth guy telling his girlfriend... "I really can't stand Sauconys. I don't know why, I just have a real affinity for them."
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05-16-2008, 08:46 AM
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NOT food!
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You look very extinguished today
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05-16-2008, 10:03 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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My family always says "I'm not one to cast asparagus, but..."
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05-16-2008, 01:05 PM
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This Space For Rent
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street
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have your Kate and Edith too?
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...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint |
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05-19-2008, 03:44 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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He's as naked as a jailbird.
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05-19-2008, 04:55 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Jaybird! It's jaybird.
Well, perhaps you know more about the jailbirds being naked. 
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05-19-2008, 04:56 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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My oh so intelligent cow orker (with the easy bake oven master's degree) sat in a meeting with her nose high in the air as she explained that it was correct "for all intensive purposes."
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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05-19-2008, 05:32 PM
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Co-Strawberry Festival Queen
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ye Olde Englande
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At your beckoned call.
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05-19-2008, 05:48 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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When I was a youngster (about 20), my g/f Libby and I went out on the piss one night and then went back to her parents place where she was living at the time. As we snuck down the side of the house (and I gracefully fell into the garden), we managed to make our way to the back patio which Libby's Dad had filled with hanging baskets of plants and climbers and all manner of greenery. When we were in the midst of it, Libby pipes up and says, "look at all my Dad's erotic plants".
I just about pissed myself laughing.
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