What's with Men?

Trilby · 12-01-2008, 10:11 AM

Huh? What?

Bullitt · 12-01-2008, 10:14 AM

Testosterone, Dos Equis brand genes, and something else unmentionable is family settings.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-01-2008, 10:15 AM

Get naked and fetch me a beer, then I'll 'splain it to ya.

Trilby · 12-01-2008, 10:17 AM

Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)

Now, what is with MEN?

I bet you can't explain it.

Sheldonrs · 12-01-2008, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)

Now, what is with MEN?

I bet you can't explain it.

Well, quite often, I am with men.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-02-2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)

Now, what is with MEN?

I bet you can't explain it.

Now that you're naked and brought beer, I'm happy. It's just that simple, no drama necessary. No, I don't care about the zit on your butt... or that you have a strained relationship with your mother/cousin/boss... or that you some how manage to kill every houseplant you get. The only thing I care about is how we treat each other.

Trilby · 12-01-2008, 10:58 AM

...see?

Nobody knows.

glatt · 12-01-2008, 11:04 AM

Well, we're not batshit insane. So that's a big part of it.

Cicero · 12-01-2008, 11:06 AM

Uhh...Yea you are. Men are fucking nuts.

Sheldonrs · 12-01-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

Uhh...Yea you are. Men are fucking nuts.

If they are, then they are doing it wrong.

lookout123 · 12-01-2008, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

Men are fucking nuts.

yes, but now we have modern designer drugs...er, prescriptions, to make our women less nuts.

Flint · 12-01-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

Men have fucking nuts.

Undertoad · 12-01-2008, 11:16 AM

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I've learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creatures. Once I had accepted that, it made a lot of things easier for me. But I have found that, because women are complicated, they like to think men are complicated too.

You ever hear a group of women talking to each other "OOO I wish I knew what he was really thinking!" Ladies, I'll tell you what we're really thinking.

We're really thinking "I'd like a beer... and I'd like to see something naked."

That's all we're thinking.

You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall on a walker? That's what he's thinking. "I'd like a beer... and I'd like to see something naked."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

Beest · 12-01-2008, 11:21 AM

fava beans and a nice chianti....

BrianR · 12-01-2008, 11:38 AM

Perhaps if you offered a bit more information...?

12-01-2008, 10:11 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What's with Men? Huh? What? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-01-2008, 10:14 AM	#2
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Testosterone, Dos Equis brand genes, and something else unmentionable is family settings. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

12-01-2008, 10:15 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Get naked and fetch me a beer, then I'll 'splain it to ya. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-01-2008, 10:17 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap) Now, what is with MEN? I bet you can't explain it. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-01-2008, 10:58 AM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	...see? Nobody knows. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-01-2008, 11:04 AM	#8
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Well, we're not batshit insane. So that's a big part of it.

12-01-2008, 11:06 AM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Uhh...Yea you are. Men are fucking nuts. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-01-2008, 11:21 AM	#14
Beest Adapt and Survive Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, Mi Posts: 957	fava beans and a nice chianti....

12-01-2008, 11:38 AM	#15
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Perhaps if you offered a bit more information...? __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

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