Do You Fart When You Cum?

fargon · 03-20-2010, 05:02 PM

Just asking?

Undertoad · 03-20-2010, 05:10 PM

yer doin it wrong

lumberjim · 03-20-2010, 05:14 PM

the sex or the humor?

limey · 03-20-2010, 06:00 PM

The humour seems OK to me!

Pete Zicato · 03-21-2010, 01:05 PM

I've posted this here before, but it seems applicable here:

While having the duchess to tea
She said, "Do you burp when you pee?"
I replied, "Not a bit.
Do you fart when you shit?"
Which I'd say left the honors to me.

Crimson Ghost · 03-22-2010, 01:07 AM

Do You Fart When You Cum?

I'm afraid to ask what the train of thought was when this particular question was formed....

Gravdigr · 03-22-2010, 03:52 AM

This reminds me of a friend who was in bed with his gf. They were drunk and messing around, playing, being silly. Suddenly he had a flash of ten-year-old humor. He threw the covers back, raised one leg up high, and cut loose with a massive fart. His gf's face went slack. She could see the wall behind him.

He said the spray-pattern of tiny particles of shit looked just like a shotgun blast.

Pete Zicato · 03-22-2010, 09:25 AM

Ew. Public skid mark.

squirell nutkin · 03-22-2010, 07:51 PM

do your balls hang low
do they waddle to and fro
can you tie em in knot
can you tie em in a bow
can you swing em o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier
Do you balls hang low?

Carruthers · 03-31-2010, 03:04 PM

Actually, one is so posh that one doesn't 'cum'. One arrives.

The Honourable Giles Farquharson-Cholmondeley-St.John-Carruthers.

Madman · 03-31-2010, 03:16 PM

I remember once the dog was in the room and farted. It really smelled things up. It was a definite fartus-interuptus.

kerosene · 03-31-2010, 03:21 PM

gross

Sundae · 03-31-2010, 03:25 PM

I often fart when I masturbate.
Sorry to be honest in a thread where everymost people are joking.
But it's a peculiarity that I've never dared raise before.

Also, I was never a serious smoker; but if I smoked alone I found I really needed to poo. No connection I could think of, but it invariably happened. Usually I only ever smoked in company - on nights out - and it was never an issue.

Flint · 03-31-2010, 04:07 PM

If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.

Undertoad · 03-31-2010, 04:25 PM

bend up or down?

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03-20-2010, 05:02 PM	#1
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03-20-2010, 05:14 PM	#3
lumberjim NOT food! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,197	the sex or the humor? __________________ One is always in the dark about one's own personality. One needs others to get to know oneself. - Carl Jung

03-20-2010, 06:00 PM	#4
limey Sassenach Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 4,609	The humour seems OK to me! __________________ A wandering mind living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

03-21-2010, 01:05 PM	#5
Pete Zicato Got a bad case of CRS Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,716	I've posted this here before, but it seems applicable here: While having the duchess to tea She said, "Do you burp when you pee?" I replied, "Not a bit. Do you fart when you shit?" Which I'd say left the honors to me. __________________ "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." -- Augusten Burroughs

03-20-2010, 05:10 PM	#2
Undertoad Employable Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Valley Forge Natl Park Posts: 24,342	yer doin it wrong

03-22-2010, 01:07 AM	#6
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03-22-2010, 03:52 AM	#7
Gravdigr The Great Offender Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 12,021	This reminds me of a friend who was in bed with his gf. They were drunk and messing around, playing, being silly. Suddenly he had a flash of ten-year-old humor. He threw the covers back, raised one leg up high, and cut loose with a massive fart. His gf's face went slack. She could see the wall behind him. He said the spray-pattern of tiny particles of shit looked just like a shotgun blast. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-22-2010, 09:25 AM	#8
Pete Zicato Got a bad case of CRS Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,716	Ew. Public skid mark. __________________ "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." -- Augusten Burroughs

03-22-2010, 07:51 PM	#9
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03-31-2010, 03:04 PM	#10
Carruthers Rather tired Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Deepest Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 216	Actually, one is so posh that one doesn't 'cum'. One arrives. The Honourable Giles Farquharson-Cholmondeley-St.John-Carruthers.

03-31-2010, 03:16 PM	#11
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 439	I remember once the dog was in the room and farted. It really smelled things up. It was a definite fartus-interuptus.

03-31-2010, 03:21 PM	#12
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,470	gross

03-31-2010, 03:25 PM	#13
Sundae Ignis aurum probat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ye Olde Englande Posts: 20,494	I often fart when I masturbate. Sorry to be honest in a thread where everymost people are joking. But it's a peculiarity that I've never dared raise before. Also, I was never a serious smoker; but if I smoked alone I found I really needed to poo. No connection I could think of, but it invariably happened. Usually I only ever smoked in company - on nights out - and it was never an issue.

03-31-2010, 04:07 PM	#14
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03-31-2010, 04:25 PM	#15
Undertoad Employable Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Valley Forge Natl Park Posts: 24,342	bend up or down?

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