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Old 12-07-2010, 06:19 PM   #1
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Old 12-07-2010, 06:48 PM   #2
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:03 PM   #3
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I want mistletoe. In this land where everything is possible and consumers rule, why can't I get fresh mistletoe? There isn't even much of the fake stuff about.
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Old 12-08-2010, 03:47 PM   #4
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I want mistletoe. In this land where everything is possible and consumers rule, why can't I get fresh mistletoe? There isn't even much of the fake stuff about.
I remember always being able to get it at Frank's Garden Center, but of course they went out of business, what, like 20 years ago?

I suspect that the hand of the FDA is involved since it's poisonous or the FTC because it was endangering the sales of the multitude of plastic mistletoe factories, or the Human Relations Commission in an attempt to stamp out Fundamentalist Druidry.
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Old 12-08-2010, 06:23 PM   #5
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...Human Relations Commission in an attempt to stamp out Fundamentalist Druidry.
Just try to find blue ass paint.
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Old 12-08-2010, 06:49 PM   #6
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Old 12-09-2010, 04:51 AM   #7
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I want mistletoe. In this land where everything is possible and consumers rule, why can't I get fresh mistletoe? There isn't even much of the fake stuff about.
Find yourself an enterprising young man (or woman) with a .22 rifle. And send his (or her) happy ass to the woods to shoot you some fresh mistletoe outta the tree. Any green clump up there in the tree big as, or bigger than, a softball will do.

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Old 12-07-2010, 09:03 PM   #8
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We have tons of it in our trees around here.
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:05 PM   #9
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Then why is it not for sale commeicially alongside the wreathes and garlands and trees? Unlike Americans to miss a marketing gig! Or is there concern it'll cause the teenagers to have sex or the pagans to be more paganistic?
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Old 12-08-2010, 09:30 PM   #10
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Then why is it not for sale commeicially alongside the wreathes and garlands and trees? Unlike Americans to miss a marketing gig! Or is there concern it'll cause the teenagers to have sex or the pagans to be more paganistic?
WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!!!

If only people would stop talking about sex, the teenagers won't ever get any ideas about having it.
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:11 PM   #11
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Who knows, but if you want I will try to send some to you.
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:26 PM   #12
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I think Getafix is making a batch of potion.
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:54 PM   #13
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you have some gaul....
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Old 12-13-2010, 02:37 PM   #14
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:39 PM   #15
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