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03-03-2011, 02:50 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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NO it's OBVIOUSLY about ME
As your Supreme Final Arbiter, clearly this place was invented so that I could get all the interest of everybody, and your initial buy-in.
I am now announcing Cellar Phase VI, in which we are going to gather at a location I will soon announce, to create both a wonder that the world cannot imagine... and a catastrophe that it cannot bear. A work of art of unimaginable beauty... and a horror of deeply retched proportions. I know that I can trust YOU, my brethren and sistren, to keep our secret concealed until the last possible, "final" moments. To begin the process, I will need one of your largest toenail clippings, in a small envelope. We will employ your DNA to produce your clear and unique last and superior message which we will deliver at the appointed time. Those of you who have recently transgressed, you will have received private messages explaining why your posts were unworthy. You will have to consume, and at the same time BE consumed, by our final message, and not be a part of its creation. But you will already have received the gift of Understanding, and will experience the remainder of your days in a state of contentment. Thank you, and let the procedure operate smoothly. |
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03-03-2011, 02:52 PM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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03-03-2011, 02:55 PM
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Back in 10
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Sistren?
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03-03-2011, 03:05 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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03-03-2011, 03:43 PM
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sliding down the razor blade of life
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: just over the edge
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[quote=footfootfoot;714656]He means cistern/QUOTE]
What about the brothern? |
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03-03-2011, 02:56 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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03-03-2011, 03:00 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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I, for one, welcome our new Undertoad overlord.
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03-03-2011, 03:06 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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It puts the lotion on its skin!
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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03-03-2011, 03:09 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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haggis!
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03-03-2011, 03:16 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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I'm all about the new Underlord Overtoad.
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03-03-2011, 06:12 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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03-03-2011, 03:28 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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03-03-2011, 04:14 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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03-03-2011, 04:17 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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