I think my gall bladder and I

monster · 11-20-2011, 05:17 PM

may need to part company

on the bright side, I guess that answers what to do with our unspent money from the flex-account......

glatt · 11-20-2011, 05:34 PM

That sucks. I'm sorry. How are you feeling?

Aliantha · 11-20-2011, 05:45 PM

The good news is, it's a pretty simple procedure and you'll feel so much better after it's done.

monster · 11-20-2011, 05:50 PM

is kinda hurty, but I'm feeling better than 20 minutes ago. I have three friends who've said goodbye to theirs recently. It's almost an epidemic! Guess I should make an appt to see the doc tomorrow.

Trilby · 11-20-2011, 06:03 PM

are you belching a lot???

Pain???

What?

footfootfoot · 11-20-2011, 06:06 PM

la Crise de Foie!

Trilby · 11-20-2011, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

la Crise de Foie!

What? Is that like ambergris?

I don't think we'll get any ambergris out of this monster.

Trilby · 11-20-2011, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

la Crise de Foie!

Wait. A. Second.

First with the German, now with the French.

Are you trying to 'A Fish Named Wanda' me?

Coz if you are...

monster · 11-20-2011, 06:25 PM

I can't belch, Bri. Srsly. But I would be if I could.

But pain in just the right place and a few other things, and it ain't the first time...... and fatty foods are usually featured in the moments before......

Je peux parlez Francais aussie. und ein bisschen Deutsch. Also, i have a British accent. Do you think I'm sexy? I won't do leather elbow patches, though.....

Rrrraven · 11-20-2011, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

But pain in just the right place and a few other things, and it ain't the first time...... and fatty foods are usually featured in the moments before......

I lived through this nightmare several years back. Kept my gallbladder but it was dicey for a while. I would eat a severely low fat diet for weeks, then, um, eat a pepperoni pizza. Bad idea. Sounds crazy but if you are in the midst of a horrible attack open a can of pineapple and drink the juice right out of the can. I'm not kidding, it really works. The more acidic the better.

I'm not a medical professional nor do I play one on the internet; but I feel your pain.

Trilby · 11-20-2011, 06:28 PM

No leather elbow patches, you say? But you will do the wig?

That feeling of not being able to belch is the worst. Ugh.

I feels for ya, chicka, i really do. Your eyes ain't yella, are they?

monster · 11-20-2011, 07:12 PM

no yellow eyes, although they've never been very white.....

I have never belched in my life. I just can't. It finds other ways to escape..... Belching seemslike it could be more fun. I'd belch lady gaga's repertoire and a little simon and Garfunkel for balance....

Pain is gone for now, TFFSM

Lola Bunny · 11-20-2011, 07:37 PM

Pardon my ignorance, but what's wrong with your gall bladder, Monster?

jimhelm · 11-20-2011, 07:44 PM

Fuck this getting old shit, right?

monster · 11-20-2011, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lola Bunny

Pardon my ignorance, but what's wrong with your gall bladder, Monster?

hurts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

Fuck this getting old shit, right?

yeah. And what's with the gallstones and being female? like we don't already have our fair share of large things being forced through small passages.....

11-20-2011, 05:17 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think my gall bladder and I may need to part company on the bright side, I guess that answers what to do with our unspent money from the flex-account...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-20-2011, 05:45 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	The good news is, it's a pretty simple procedure and you'll feel so much better after it's done. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-20-2011, 05:50 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	is kinda hurty, but I'm feeling better than 20 minutes ago. I have three friends who've said goodbye to theirs recently. It's almost an epidemic! Guess I should make an appt to see the doc tomorrow. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-20-2011, 06:03 PM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	are you belching a lot??? Pain??? What? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-20-2011, 06:06 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	la Crise de Foie! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-20-2011, 05:34 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That sucks. I'm sorry. How are you feeling?

11-20-2011, 06:25 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I can't belch, Bri. Srsly. But I would be if I could. But pain in just the right place and a few other things, and it ain't the first time...... and fatty foods are usually featured in the moments before...... Je peux parlez Francais aussie. und ein bisschen Deutsch. Also, i have a British accent. Do you think I'm sexy? I won't do leather elbow patches, though..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-20-2011, 06:28 PM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	No leather elbow patches, you say? But you will do the wig? That feeling of not being able to belch is the worst. Ugh. I feels for ya, chicka, i really do. Your eyes ain't yella, are they? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-20-2011, 07:12 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	no yellow eyes, although they've never been very white..... I have never belched in my life. I just can't. It finds other ways to escape..... Belching seemslike it could be more fun. I'd belch lady gaga's repertoire and a little simon and Garfunkel for balance.... Pain is gone for now, TFFSM __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-20-2011, 07:37 PM	#13
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Pardon my ignorance, but what's wrong with your gall bladder, Monster?

11-20-2011, 07:44 PM	#14
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Fuck this getting old shit, right? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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