World Map of the Penis (NSFW?)

classicman · 11-30-2011, 11:03 AM

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Think we invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than in Alzheimer's.
This means that we will all be gorgeous, but we won't remember what we used it for.

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infinite monkey · 11-30-2011, 11:08 AM

LOL, at first I was like WTF? What planet am I living on?

Then I realised it's in centremetres.

classicman · 11-30-2011, 11:13 AM

Ha - me too. I was like oh shit! Did a doubletake as well.
I think only the merkin dwellars will see it that way.

glatt · 11-30-2011, 11:14 AM

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infinite monkey · 11-30-2011, 11:27 AM

Ha. True!

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick.

Once the restaurant gets going we'll probably serve breakfast too. Specialty? Doughnuts. As many as your waiter can carry. (I hope you weren't hungry.)

Thanks, I'll be waxing creative all life. Try the humility, and don't forget to give yourself a tip ('don't bother' preferred.)

classicman · 11-30-2011, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

The male version of hooters is already out there and in business.

Spexxvet · 11-30-2011, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

The male version of hooters is already out there and in business.

Weiners?

infinite monkey · 11-30-2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

The male version of hooters is already out there and in business.

I knew somebody would beat me to it.

Seriously, I came up with this tongue in cheek idea years ago and have oft repeated it. I'm certainly not one to pursue something like that but I hoped somebody would!

What's it called? Is it a franchise? Website?

classicman · 11-30-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

What's it called? Is it a franchise? Website?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...220255967.html

monster · 12-01-2011, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Ha. True!

OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.)

It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick.

Will the waiters apply the sauce to your dog at the table? If so, will "mayo" be the only option?

infinite monkey · 12-02-2011, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Will the waiters apply the sauce to your dog at the table? If so, will "mayo" be the only option?

We prefer you sauce your own weiner. However, besides your regular condiments, we have our house Special Sauce. It's way better than the Big Mac's Special Sauce.

I think a burger is in order. I'll call it an Average Mac. Or Adequate Mac?

Gravdigr · 12-07-2011, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Will the waiters apply the sauce to your dog at the table? If so, will "mayo" be the only option?

Yes, but it's called man-aise.

footfootfoot · 11-30-2011, 03:49 PM

I guess that map puts Micronesia in a new light.

DucksNuts · 11-30-2011, 06:22 PM

Ohhh, I shall be targeting all dark green areas for future trip planning and Adult Friend Finder profiles .....thanks Classic

Sundae · 12-02-2011, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Ohhh, I shall be targeting all dark green areas for future trip planning and Adult Friend Finder profiles .....thanks Classic

Actually I am happy to stay away from those areas.
My plans to visit Ecuador are cancelled.

Don't need no broom poking my womb!

11-30-2011, 11:13 AM	#3
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11-30-2011, 03:49 PM	#13
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11-30-2011, 11:08 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	LOL, at first I was like WTF? What planet am I living on? Then I realised it's in centremetres.

11-30-2011, 11:27 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ha. True! OK, so here is a good place to pitch my restaurant idea (for the millionth time.) It will be called Boners. The waiters are ALL men in g-strings. No fatties. The specialty is a foot-long hot dog. When it comes to your table you realize it's only a 5 inch hot dog. It's all part of the schtick. Once the restaurant gets going we'll probably serve breakfast too. Specialty? Doughnuts. As many as your waiter can carry. (I hope you weren't hungry.) Thanks, I'll be waxing creative all life. Try the humility, and don't forget to give yourself a tip ('don't bother' preferred.)

11-30-2011, 06:22 PM	#14
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ohhh, I shall be targeting all dark green areas for future trip planning and Adult Friend Finder profiles .....thanks Classic

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