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|  01-08-2014, 06:11 AM | #1 | 
| To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! 
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				Ask the Salesperson
			 
			
			Third floor, aisle 6. Yes, may I help you? 
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|  01-08-2014, 06:27 AM | #2 | |
| We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire 
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			Where's the mayonnaisseisaise?
		 
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|  01-08-2014, 06:38 AM | #3 | 
| To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! 
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			in the condimentsentsents aisle
		 
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|  01-08-2014, 06:46 AM | #4 | 
| still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 
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			Tequila,12 ga slugs, hacksaw, chain, cinder-blocks, garbage bags, paper towels, mop, bucket and Mr. Clean? Quickly man!
		 
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|  01-08-2014, 07:34 AM | #5 | 
| To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! 
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			Loading Dock. Ask for Lou, tell him you want kit #5. Cash only.
		 
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|  01-08-2014, 07:41 AM | #6 | 
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			"Excuse me, do you have this in a size 2?" "Why yes, ma'am, we do." "Oh, then go f*** yourself."   | 
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|  01-08-2014, 08:43 AM | #7 | 
| Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia 
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			I need a heating fuel additive that prevents waxing of the oil in cold temperatures?
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|  01-08-2014, 10:21 AM | #8 | 
| To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! 
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			white kerosene. In hardware.
		 
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|  01-08-2014, 09:17 AM | #9 | 
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			I recommend adding warmth.  It's available in the environment but unfortunately out of season at this time.
		 
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|  01-08-2014, 10:19 AM | #10 | 
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			Do you have any hotcakes? I'm having the damndest time finding hotcakes.
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|  01-08-2014, 11:32 AM | #11 | 
| To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! 
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			No ma'am, I just walk that way.
		 
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|  01-08-2014, 10:54 AM | #12 | 
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|  01-08-2014, 11:34 AM | #13 | 
| To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! 
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			Or you could go to automotive and get diesel fuel additive. #2 heating oil is just diesel. The kerosene works too. Is your tank outdoors?
		 
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|  01-08-2014, 11:47 AM | #14 | 
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			I wish to complain              about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this              very boutique.
		 
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|  01-08-2014, 12:01 PM | #15 | 
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			Are you free?
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