Natural

xoxoxoBruce · 02-23-2020, 09:56 AM

How many people make assumptions without reading the fine print. Even subconsciously accepting they know what a word means so everyone should know and agree with that meaning. Guess what, there are people who would not tell the truth in order to profit. Shocking, I know, but it's sadly true. What's worse is people who would lie to have sex with you. Really the n'ere dowells are out there lying in wait... see what I did there.

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-23-2020, 03:39 PM

Yup. I can also see you could stand to spell "ne'er-do-well" rather better.

Marketing sugar might be politely described as "interesting."

Perhaps somewhat more so than marketing single malt whisky?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-23-2020, 11:24 PM

Dana taught the proper spelling of ne'er-do-well long ago and I could have used it if I wanted to, but I chose to use the band N'ere Dowells. I'm not surprised you didn't get it, even after "see what I did there". Glad you're getting plenty of pain meds.

Happy Monkey · 02-24-2020, 03:20 PM

What's the ingredients list? Sugar and caramel coloring?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-25-2020, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

What's the ingredients list? Sugar and caramel coloring?

Don't know, natural brown sugar would be sugar and mole asses, but since they put a disclaimer on natural it very well may be sugar and caramel.

Carruthers · 02-25-2020, 08:42 AM

I've always been wary of the word natural when used to promote some product or other.

After all, deadly nightshade is natural and it's er.... deadly.

Luce · 02-24-2020, 03:29 PM

The best new term is "clean" food.

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-24-2020, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Luce

The best new term is "clean" food.

Never to try for the five-second rule, I guess.

Now, "clean and jerk" food... saaaavoryy. [/island accent]

Undertoad · 02-25-2020, 09:14 AM

xoxoxoBruce · 02-25-2020, 01:16 PM

Hey, don't be dissing good garden dirt, the original condiment, helps your gizzard grind the goop into poop, scratches your itchy hemorrhoids too.

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-25-2020, 11:19 PM

The week's words are "intestinal microbiome."

02-23-2020, 09:56 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Natural How many people make assumptions without reading the fine print. Even subconsciously accepting they know what a word means so everyone should know and agree with that meaning. Guess what, there are people who would not tell the truth in order to profit. Shocking, I know, but it's sadly true. What's worse is people who would lie to have sex with you. Really the n'ere dowells are out there lying in wait... see what I did there. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-23-2020, 03:39 PM	#2
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Yup. I can also see you could stand to spell "ne'er-do-well" rather better. Marketing sugar might be politely described as "interesting." Perhaps somewhat more so than marketing single malt whisky? __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

02-23-2020, 11:24 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Dana taught the proper spelling of ne'er-do-well long ago and I could have used it if I wanted to, but I chose to use the band N'ere Dowells. I'm not surprised you didn't get it, even after "see what I did there". Glad you're getting plenty of pain meds. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-24-2020, 03:20 PM	#4
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	What's the ingredients list? Sugar and caramel coloring? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

02-25-2020, 08:42 AM	#6
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	I've always been wary of the word natural when used to promote some product or other. After all, deadly nightshade is natural and it's er.... deadly. __________________

02-24-2020, 03:29 PM	#7
Luce Weaponized Funk Join Date: Nov 2019 Location: Arizona Posts: 446	The best new term is "clean" food. __________________ Finagle's Law takes no prisoners.

02-25-2020, 09:14 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

02-25-2020, 01:16 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hey, don't be dissing good garden dirt, the original condiment, helps your gizzard grind the goop into poop, scratches your itchy hemorrhoids too. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-25-2020, 11:19 PM	#11
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	The week's words are "intestinal microbiome." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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