What search terms are used to find the Cellar?

Undertoad · 01-20-2006, 03:52 PM

After the move, I've set up traffic reporting for the site and learned some things I wasn't previously aware of.

Top search phrases leading to us for the last two days:

Code:

cheerleaders		231	5.8 %
crystal meth		49	1.2 %
hippo and tortoise	26	0.6 %
cnn			24	0.6 %
hogzilla		22	0.5 %
fat celebrities		22	0.5 %
cellar image		18	0.4 %
hedgehog		17	0.4 %
truly tasteless jokes	17	0.4 %
cyclops kitten		16	0.4 %

Why "cheerleaders". Because this image is number 2 on a Yahoo! Image Search for "cheerleaders".

I don't remember posting it here but I surely did - but Yahoo! indexes it via the directory, not via a Cellar post. So I'm not sure exactly how it got into the wild. I took that shot myself in 1999, so I'm not unhappy it gets looked at. I guess.

The third shot in Yahoo! Image Search for crystal meth is the meth rage IotD.

I'm guessing Yahoo! gives preference to what people actually click on.

SteveDallas · 01-20-2006, 03:58 PM

I think the redhead in the center was looking at you.

It's some kind of minor tragedy that whale penis didn't make the cut.

Rock Steady · 01-20-2006, 04:02 PM

UT, nice photo taking; you totally rock.

glatt · 01-20-2006, 04:32 PM

I remember seeing that cheerleader picture before. What thread was it in?

So what other statistics do you have?

What's the most popular browser that visitors are using? IE or Firefox? What percentages?

lumberjim · 01-20-2006, 05:12 PM

man, the eagles cheerleaders are sub par. except for mrs. booberman (2nd from the left), they just look like regular women in bad jump suits.

yeah, more stats. stats are fun. what can this thing tell you? most quoted posts? most time logged into the server? what?

SteveDallas · 01-20-2006, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

mrs. booberman (2nd from the left)

I'll agree, however, that those aren't the most fabulous uniforms... I assume that was when it was 15 degrees outside or something like that.

richlevy · 01-21-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I'll agree, however, that those aren't the most fabulous uniforms... I assume that was when it was 15 degrees outside or something like that.

Hey! Knock off the uniforms, they worked for the Fantastic Four.

Let's face it, would either of you guys turn down an invitation from any of those ladies?

Anyway, shouldn't that picture be in the Camel Toe thread?

dar512 · 01-23-2006, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

man, the eagles cheerleaders are sub par. except for mrs. booberman (2nd from the left), they just look like regular women in bad jump suits.

I think Jim's standards are leetle high. Well he is married to Jinx, but still.

Undertoad · 01-20-2006, 05:30 PM

It was freezing. It was the last game of the season, must have been about 10.

The shot at 1600x1200.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-20-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

It was freezing. It was the last game of the season, must have been about 10.

was that the day you took the kitty cats?

Undertoad · 01-20-2006, 05:32 PM

Other stats are not so interesting. I'll post what's best.

Search engines that send ppl here:

Code:

- Google	1933
- Yahoo		1831
- Google (Images)	1163
- Ask Jeeves	204
- AltaVista	98
- MSN	60
- Unknown search engines	54
- AOL	43
- Dogpile	31
- Netscape	17
- Others	58

Google & Yahoo and pretty much nobody else.

SteveDallas · 01-20-2006, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

- Unknown search engines 54

Dumb question: if they're unknown, how does your stats counter know they're search engines?

laebedahs · 01-21-2006, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Dumb question: if they're unknown, how does your stats counter know they're search engines?

Most search engines look for a robots.txt file. No web browser I know of looks for that. Hence, the "search engine" classification.

Undertoad · 01-20-2006, 05:36 PM

Referrers (some may be referrer spam):

Code:

http://www.fark.com	558	24.1 %
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl	259	11.1 %	
http://www.f-bodyfinland.com/yabbse/index.php	140	6 %
http://www.fark.com/classifieds.html	128	5.5 %	
http://www.quantumphilosophy.net	65	2.8 %
http://www.alexrosen.net/iotd-short.html	56	2.4 %
http://www.bloglines.com/myblogs_display	49	2.1 %
http://www.worth1000.com	45	1.9 %
http://as.starware.com/dp/search	35	1.5 %
http://project.ioni.st	29	1.2 %
http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/357534.html	28	1.2 %
http://www.tribemagazine.com/board/showthread.php	27	1.1 %
http://www.sontalaatikko.net	26	1.1 %
http://www.ukshout.com/modules.php	23	0.9 %
http://blo.gs/ping.php	21	0.9 %
http://for-all-birds.com	16	0.6 %	
http://www.worth1000.com/default.asp	16	0.6 %
http://linkfilter.net	16	0.6 %
http://rss.avantgo.net:84/article.html	16	0.6 %
http://twosents.blogspot.com	13	0.5 %	
http://www.fimnet.fi/cgi-cug/bb/bin/main	12	0.5 %
http://www.myfishtank.net/forum/showthread.php	12	0.5 % %
http://www.stumbleupon.com/refer.html	12	0.5 %
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_puzzle	11	0.4 %
http://www.neatorama.com

Undertoad · 01-20-2006, 05:37 PM

Browsers (ignore the "no" bit):

Code:

	MS Internet Explorer	No	194463	66.9 %
	Firefox		No	64136	22 %
	Mozilla		No	10518	3.6 %
	Safari		No	9820	3.3 %
	Opera		No	3781	1.3 %
	Unknown		?	3053	1 %
	Netscape	No	2205	0.7 %
	Galeon		No	748	0.2 %
	Camino		No	322	0.1 %
 	Others	 		991	0.3 %

01-20-2006, 03:52 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	What search terms are used to find the Cellar? After the move, I've set up traffic reporting for the site and learned some things I wasn't previously aware of. Top search phrases leading to us for the last two days: Code: cheerleaders 231 5.8 % crystal meth 49 1.2 % hippo and tortoise 26 0.6 % cnn 24 0.6 % hogzilla 22 0.5 % fat celebrities 22 0.5 % cellar image 18 0.4 % hedgehog 17 0.4 % truly tasteless jokes 17 0.4 % cyclops kitten 16 0.4 % Why "cheerleaders". Because this image is number 2 on a Yahoo! Image Search for "cheerleaders". I don't remember posting it here but I surely did - but Yahoo! indexes it via the directory, not via a Cellar post. So I'm not sure exactly how it got into the wild. I took that shot myself in 1999, so I'm not unhappy it gets looked at. I guess. The third shot in Yahoo! Image Search for crystal meth is the meth rage IotD. I'm guessing Yahoo! gives preference to what people actually click on.

01-20-2006, 04:02 PM	#3
Rock Steady Day Tripper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 784	UT, nice photo taking; you totally rock. __________________

01-20-2006, 05:12 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	man, the eagles cheerleaders are sub par. except for mrs. booberman (2nd from the left), they just look like regular women in bad jump suits. yeah, more stats. stats are fun. what can this thing tell you? most quoted posts? most time logged into the server? what? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-20-2006, 05:32 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Other stats are not so interesting. I'll post what's best. Search engines that send ppl here: Code: - Google 1933 - Yahoo 1831 - Google (Images) 1163 - Ask Jeeves 204 - AltaVista 98 - MSN 60 - Unknown search engines 54 - AOL 43 - Dogpile 31 - Netscape 17 - Others 58 Google & Yahoo and pretty much nobody else.

01-20-2006, 03:58 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I think the redhead in the center was looking at you. It's some kind of minor tragedy that whale penis didn't make the cut.

01-20-2006, 04:32 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I remember seeing that cheerleader picture before. What thread was it in? So what other statistics do you have? What's the most popular browser that visitors are using? IE or Firefox? What percentages?

01-20-2006, 05:30 PM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It was freezing. It was the last game of the season, must have been about 10. The shot at 1600x1200.

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