Jan 2nd, 2018: Party's Over

xoxoxoBruce · 01-01-2018, 10:09 PM

Yeah I know, you don't give a crap that my New Years Eve party just ended an hour ago. You want a damn picture to look at.
Well here's a picture and a mystery.

No there was nothing sticky on the balloon it was the same as all the others, and they came down without hardly deflating.
No there was nothing sticky on the ceiling, at least nothing different from the rest of the ceiling.

No, I'm not taking it down to investigate, I've learned not to interfere with the Lord's work.

sexobon · 01-01-2018, 10:20 PM

Maybe it's ectoplasmic.

You might need a proton pack.

Glinda · 01-01-2018, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Yeah I know, you don't give a crap that my New Years Eve party just ended an hour ago. You want a damn picture to look at.
Well here's a picture and a mystery.

No there was nothing sticky on the balloon it was the same as all the others, and they came down without hardly deflating.
No there was nothing sticky on the ceiling, at least nothing different from the rest of the ceiling.

No, I'm not taking it down to investigate, I've learned not to interfere with the Lord's work.

Clodfobble · 01-01-2018, 10:45 PM

Static electricity?

Glinda · 01-01-2018, 10:59 PM

Did you not see my previous post?!

It was frikken' Ceiling Aliens, man!

Why, yes. I have been drinking and smoking. Neener.

sexobon · 01-02-2018, 12:19 AM

Someone thought it would be funny to stick their chewing gum on it.

Do ceiling aliens chew gum?

Diaphone Jim · 01-02-2018, 11:28 AM

I have hardly ever let a balloon go by without rubbing it on my pant leg (wool works best) and sticking it to the wall or ceiling.
Helium not required and long term results are common.

Glinda · 01-02-2018, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

Someone thought it would be funny to stick their chewing gum on it.

Do ceiling aliens chew gum?

CEILING ALIENS CHEW BRAINS!!!!~

xoxoxoBruce · 01-02-2018, 01:12 PM

I found that stuck balloon on the floor today and when I picked it up I noticed it appeared to be the same size but smooth as a baby's tokis, not all puckered and bumpy like it was on the ceiling.

01-01-2018, 10:09 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jan 2nd, 2018: Party's Over Yeah I know, you don't give a crap that my New Years Eve party just ended an hour ago. You want a damn picture to look at. Well here's a picture and a mystery. No there was nothing sticky on the balloon it was the same as all the others, and they came down without hardly deflating. No there was nothing sticky on the ceiling, at least nothing different from the rest of the ceiling. No, I'm not taking it down to investigate, I've learned not to interfere with the Lord's work. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-01-2018, 10:45 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Static electricity? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-02-2018, 01:12 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I found that stuck balloon on the floor today and when I picked it up I noticed it appeared to be the same size but smooth as a baby's tokis, not all puckered and bumpy like it was on the ceiling. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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01-01-2018, 10:20 PM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Maybe it's ectoplasmic. You might need a proton pack.

01-01-2018, 10:59 PM	#5
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Did you not see my previous post?! It was frikken' Ceiling Aliens, man! Why, yes. I have been drinking and smoking. Neener.

01-02-2018, 12:19 AM	#6
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Someone thought it would be funny to stick their chewing gum on it. Do ceiling aliens chew gum?

01-02-2018, 11:28 AM	#7
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	I have hardly ever let a balloon go by without rubbing it on my pant leg (wool works best) and sticking it to the wall or ceiling. Helium not required and long term results are common.

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