Trains... Choo Choo, not the dirty kind. - Page 18

xoxoxoBruce · 07-24-2018, 10:22 PM

Stop? Only capitalist running dogs stop, in Soviet Union we don't recognize the word stop.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-08-2018, 03:47 PM

It's 2AM, you're on the way home from an evening of revelry.
You're stopped at a railroad crossing, and the weed burner goes by all alight.

Call out the National Guard. I swear, it was a monster, breathing fire, and prowling the countryside. I'm so lucky it didn't spot me.
What does my blood alcohol level have to do with it, I know what I saw!!

Gravdigr · 08-09-2018, 02:57 PM

[Thread drift]:

One night about a hunnert years ago, me and my buddy were sitting on the square at about 3-4 in the morning. No traffic. I mean nothing for over an hour. We hear a car coming and we both look toward the sound. I SHIT YOU NOT, a 71 El Dorado convertible pulling a car trailer comes by the town square, at 3-ish in the damn morning, pulling a ten foot-tall pink elephant wearing horn-rimmed glasses and holding an eight-foot martini glass w/an olive the size of three pregnant watermelons in it.

I'm still looking the direction it went when my buddy looks back the other direction and says, to no one in particular, "I didn't see a damned thing."

[/Thread drift]

xoxoxoBruce · 08-09-2018, 03:51 PM

That's when you do a mental inventory of your awake/asleep state, your eye sight, your dope, and your mental health.

gtown · 08-13-2018, 12:43 PM

Any chance it was this one in Indiana?
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/461

gtown · 08-13-2018, 12:44 PM

hmm...appears to be a "thing", here's one in Illinois...
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/42871

glatt · 08-13-2018, 03:25 PM

Even better than my imagination!

I love it that you backed up grav's story.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-13-2018, 03:48 PM

They're in cahoots I tells ya, cahoots.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-13-2018, 04:00 PM

Never underestimate the power of the wind...

xoxoxoBruce · 08-13-2018, 08:21 PM

Stripped...

Gravdigr · 08-14-2018, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtown

Any chance it was this one in Indiana?
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/461

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtown

hmm...appears to be a "thing", here's one in Illinois...
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/42871

It looked more like the one in Illinois. Very close. The glasses on mine looked better.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-30-2018, 05:13 PM

Anybody know what this is about? Looks like part of a switch but there's no track to switch to??

Clodfobble · 08-30-2018, 06:29 PM

If it were a switch, wouldn't the track split happen just below where the image cuts off?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-30-2018, 07:48 PM

Maybe, but a switch needs to move two tracks. Looking through Google images of track switches I don't see anything remotely like that.

Gravdigr · 08-31-2018, 04:07 AM

It's the front of a railroad canoe.

07-24-2018, 10:22 PM	#256
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Stop? Only capitalist running dogs stop, in Soviet Union we don't recognize the word stop. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-08-2018, 03:47 PM	#257
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's 2AM, you're on the way home from an evening of revelry. You're stopped at a railroad crossing, and the weed burner goes by all alight. Call out the National Guard. I swear, it was a monster, breathing fire, and prowling the countryside. I'm so lucky it didn't spot me. What does my blood alcohol level have to do with it, I know what I saw!! Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-09-2018, 02:57 PM	#258
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	[Thread drift]: One night about a hunnert years ago, me and my buddy were sitting on the square at about 3-4 in the morning. No traffic. I mean nothing for over an hour. We hear a car coming and we both look toward the sound. I SHIT YOU NOT, a 71 El Dorado convertible pulling a car trailer comes by the town square, at 3-ish in the damn morning, pulling a ten foot-tall pink elephant wearing horn-rimmed glasses and holding an eight-foot martini glass w/an olive the size of three pregnant watermelons in it. I'm still looking the direction it went when my buddy looks back the other direction and says, to no one in particular, "I didn't see a damned thing." [/Thread drift] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-09-2018, 03:51 PM	#259
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's when you do a mental inventory of your awake/asleep state, your eye sight, your dope, and your mental health. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-13-2018, 12:43 PM	#260
gtown Master of the Domain Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 238	Any chance it was this one in Indiana? https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/461 Attached Images

08-13-2018, 12:44 PM	#261
gtown Master of the Domain Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 238	hmm...appears to be a "thing", here's one in Illinois... https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/42871

08-13-2018, 03:25 PM	#262
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Even better than my imagination! I love it that you backed up grav's story.

08-13-2018, 03:48 PM	#263
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	They're in cahoots I tells ya, cahoots. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-13-2018, 04:00 PM	#264
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Never underestimate the power of the wind... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-13-2018, 08:21 PM	#265
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Stripped... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-30-2018, 05:13 PM	#267
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Anybody know what this is about? Looks like part of a switch but there's no track to switch to?? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-30-2018, 06:29 PM	#268
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	If it were a switch, wouldn't the track split happen just below where the image cuts off? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-30-2018, 07:48 PM	#269
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe, but a switch needs to move two tracks. Looking through Google images of track switches I don't see anything remotely like that. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-31-2018, 04:07 AM	#270
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It's the front of a railroad canoe. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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