I almost went to jail today!

[Griff]

fixy uppy

[tw]

Originally Posted by jane_says

The snake is gone; ...

These silly women who think they can do without a man. After all, who would drive the car, identify the snake, and raise bail?

[elSicomoro]

Last year, while driving back to Philadelphia from St. Louis, my wallet got stolen in Chicago...and I was left with nothing to prove who I am. Fortunately, PennDOT keeps a copy of your DL photo on file now, so all I had to do was fill out a duplicate DL app and pay $11. It sounds so simple now, but it was such a pain in the ass at the time.

[russotto]

Originally Posted by Elspode

Because it is far easier to enforce the law against honest people, that's why. We show up for court dates, bring our credit cards, and say "yes sir" and "no ma'am" instead of whipping out an Uzi and trying to take out half the DMV.

No matter how satisfying the latter might be.

[Chewbaccus]

Originally Posted by Dagney

You should be standard equipment in most cars!

Seeing as I either never have the money for the license test or a legit car in which to take it, I, well...kinda am. I've bummed rides in everything from an '85 Chevy Spectrum to a late-model Lincoln Town Car.

Good Lord, I need a vehicle...