12/31/2004: Happy polar bear new year

Undertoad · 12-31-2004, 11:39 AM

Kalluk, a male polar bear at the San Diego Zoo, tosses a toy Thursday, Dec. 30, 2004, in San Diego. The zoo created a winter scene for the bears by blowing 24 tons of snow into their exhibit and gave Kalluk and his sister Tatqiq a couple plastic polar bear toys to play with.

But the reason I picked the image was his perfect form, and for what it says... Xmas is over, toss the decorations now.

Or, perhaps, this ain't no polar bear.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2004, 12:35 PM

I think he's miffed because HE didn't get the Coke commercial.
Happy New Year, one and all.

Karenv · 12-31-2004, 04:02 PM

I notice his hair is greenish. Wonder if he has algae in his hollow hair too?

magilla · 12-31-2004, 06:14 PM

I think he wants the scarf.

Wormfood · 01-02-2005, 01:44 AM

Who dumped all this snow here?...
and I can't eat this... give me seals..

xoxoxoBruce · 01-02-2005, 09:27 AM

Seal? No, no....that's just ice cream.

Emrikol · 01-02-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Seal? No, no....that's just ice cream.

jeebus, that has to be one of my favorite jokes ever!

Thanks for the laugh!

Wormfood · 01-03-2005, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Seal? No, no....that's just ice cream.

I might as well admit it... I really don't get it?

Must be because I'm Swedish.

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jeebus, that has to be one of my favorite jokes ever!
Thanks for the laugh!

Hmm.. usually that kind of jokes are naughty... hmm,No.. I still don't get it...
I give up.

limey · 01-03-2005, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Wormfood

I might as well admit it... I really don't get it?

Must be because I'm Swedish.

Hmm.. usually that kind of jokes are naughty... hmm,No.. I still don't get it...
I give up.

Wormfood, I think what we have been given is the punchline of a joke which will become funny to us, too, [hint] when someone tells us the joke [/hint]

wolf · 01-03-2005, 01:24 PM

It's an automotive reference.

I also was laughing when I read the line.

jinx · 01-03-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by limey

[hint] when someone tells us the joke [/hint]

Looks like you've blown a seal.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-03-2005, 09:50 PM

The penguin has an Ice cream cone while the mechanic works on his broken down car.

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Looks like you've blown a seal.

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No, no....that's just ice cream.

wolf · 01-04-2005, 01:00 AM

The version I'm used to starts, "An Eskimo was enjoying an ice cream cone as the mechanic worked on his broken down car ..."

Wormfood · 01-04-2005, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The penguin has an Ice cream cone while the mechanic works on his broken down car.

Now it's crystalclear. Thanks.

Emrikol · 01-04-2005, 02:39 PM

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town.
He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big cone with a double-scoop of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat, but having no hands he is forced to make a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no, it's just ice cream, I swear!"

(sans with)

12-31-2004, 11:39 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	12/31/2004: Happy polar bear new year Kalluk, a male polar bear at the San Diego Zoo, tosses a toy Thursday, Dec. 30, 2004, in San Diego. The zoo created a winter scene for the bears by blowing 24 tons of snow into their exhibit and gave Kalluk and his sister Tatqiq a couple plastic polar bear toys to play with. But the reason I picked the image was his perfect form, and for what it says... Xmas is over, toss the decorations now. Or, perhaps, this ain't no polar bear.

12-31-2004, 12:35 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think he's miffed because HE didn't get the Coke commercial. Happy New Year, one and all. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-02-2005, 09:27 AM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Seal? No, no....that's just ice cream. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-03-2005, 01:24 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	It's an automotive reference. I also was laughing when I read the line. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-04-2005, 01:00 AM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The version I'm used to starts, "An Eskimo was enjoying an ice cream cone as the mechanic worked on his broken down car ..." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-31-2004, 04:02 PM	#3
Karenv Slacker Join Date: May 2004 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 144	I notice his hair is greenish. Wonder if he has algae in his hollow hair too?

12-31-2004, 06:14 PM	#4
magilla Belt Conveyor Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 67	I think he wants the scarf.

01-02-2005, 01:44 AM	#5
Wormfood Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sweden Posts: 73	Who dumped all this snow here?... and I can't eat this... give me seals..

01-04-2005, 02:39 PM	#15
Emrikol Compatriot-at-Arms Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 107	*rimshot* A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big cone with a double-scoop of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat, but having no hands he is forced to make a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no, it's just ice cream, I swear!" (sans with)

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