Minnesota

xoxoxoBruce · 01-13-2006, 11:54 AM

Once upon a time, Jesse Ventura was outrageous......yawn.
Meet Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey!

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Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially from a politician. So, I am going to break from political tradition.
My name is Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch.
My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.

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I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.

Gosh, I wonder where he stamds on evolution/ID ?

Elspode · 01-13-2006, 02:06 PM

How can you vote for someone who is insane enough to be honest about his beliefs and aspirations? Nope, give me someone who lies through their teeth and will screw my grandmother to make themselves a fast buck. My dead grandmother.

fargon · 01-13-2006, 04:43 PM

I'm glad he is on the other side of the river.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-13-2006, 09:11 PM

Only until he gathers his forces........and the moon is full.

richlevy · 01-14-2006, 10:23 AM

I think he is trying to tap into the 'screw the fundies' backlash that may be coming when the pendulum swings back.

fargon · 01-14-2006, 12:38 PM

I'm keeping my stake, garlic, holy water, and cross close at hand. Buffy where are you?

Elspode · 01-14-2006, 01:34 PM

Hey, I'm pretty damn Pagan, and this guy is just a bit too out there for me, thanks. Still, you have to admire his moxie.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-14-2006, 01:34 PM

Yesterday being Friday the 13th and last night the Wolf Full Moon, you're probably safe for another month....probably.

Ether42 · 01-14-2006, 02:20 PM

I would love to see this guy elected just to upset my conservative family in Minn.

be-bop · 01-14-2006, 07:17 PM

I can tell this guy's just a wee tad to the right....

Tonchi · 01-15-2006, 12:16 AM

Don't think it couldn't possibly happen! Don't forget that Minnesota has already elected A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER as their governor. Plus, the Hmongs who were living here all went to Minnesota because the welfare was more generous, and are now a large voting block up there. They probably would not miss a beat having a pagan/demon candidate since that is the kind of religion they practice anyway

xoxoxoBruce · 01-15-2006, 01:57 PM

Don’t forget the disenfranchised, disenchanted, disappointed, disillusioned, disgusted, disinterested and ditzy. They make up one hell of a voting block if you can get them fired up……. even if they feel it’s a lark, their votes count.

Will Warch run for Lt. Govenor on this ticket?

keryx · 01-15-2006, 02:20 PM

Jonathon Sharkey was featured on Coast to Coast AM last night during the first hour. That's quite a bit of exposure, so who knows where it could all lead.

I personally would prefer to vote for a Malkavian.

Elspode · 01-15-2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tonchi

They probably would not miss a beat having a pagan/demon candidate since that is the kind of religion they practice anyway

The Hmong practice Satanic vampirism?

Tonchi · 01-15-2006, 07:00 PM

The Hmong idea of advanced health care is to sacrifice a puppy.

Their original beliefs were mostly about placating evil spirits who sucked the life out of your family members for no good reason except that they got pissed off easily. We also had a court case settled here recently where the public learned that the Hmong believe you have to be buried in ground which has never been turned over before and with no metal in the coffin or ground. If somebody isn't buried under these restrictions, they supposedly hang around as an evil spirit who brings perpetual bad luck and/or the deaths of family members. In a place like Cambodia, where many of them were located since the Vietnam War ended badly, I can't imagine how anybody could find ground which hadn't had bodies or bullets all over it.

Needless to say, the Christian Fundies have been working very hard to convert the Hmongs. And the home practitioners here have made progress in getting them to hang a stuffed toy in their rituals rather than grabbing a live animal to sacrifice.

01-13-2006, 02:06 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	How can you vote for someone who is insane enough to be honest about his beliefs and aspirations? Nope, give me someone who lies through their teeth and will screw my grandmother to make themselves a fast buck. My dead grandmother. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-13-2006, 04:43 PM	#3
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I'm glad he is on the other side of the river. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-13-2006, 09:11 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Only until he gathers his forces........and the moon is full. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-14-2006, 10:23 AM	#5
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	I think he is trying to tap into the 'screw the fundies' backlash that may be coming when the pendulum swings back. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

01-14-2006, 12:38 PM	#6
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I'm keeping my stake, garlic, holy water, and cross close at hand. Buffy where are you? __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-14-2006, 01:34 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Hey, I'm pretty damn Pagan, and this guy is just a bit too out there for me, thanks. Still, you have to admire his moxie. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-14-2006, 02:20 PM	#9
Ether42 Questionist Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: near chicago Posts: 8	I would love to see this guy elected just to upset my conservative family in Minn. __________________ You,ve got to tolerate all thouse people that you hate, I'm not in love with you but i won't hold that against you..................... oh and please don't kill me over my grammer it isn't that english isn't my first dialect it is that I'm dumb

01-14-2006, 07:17 PM	#10
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	I can tell this guy's just a wee tad to the right....

01-15-2006, 12:16 AM	#11
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Don't think it couldn't possibly happen! Don't forget that Minnesota has already elected A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER as their governor. Plus, the Hmongs who were living here all went to Minnesota because the welfare was more generous, and are now a large voting block up there. They probably would not miss a beat having a pagan/demon candidate since that is the kind of religion they practice anyway __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

01-15-2006, 01:57 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Don’t forget the disenfranchised, disenchanted, disappointed, disillusioned, disgusted, disinterested and ditzy. They make up one hell of a voting block if you can get them fired up……. even if they feel it’s a lark, their votes count. Will Warch run for Lt. Govenor on this ticket? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-15-2006, 02:20 PM	#13
keryx Mrs. Fargon Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 85	Jonathon Sharkey was featured on Coast to Coast AM last night during the first hour. That's quite a bit of exposure, so who knows where it could all lead. I personally would prefer to vote for a Malkavian. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

01-15-2006, 07:00 PM	#15
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	The Hmong idea of advanced health care is to sacrifice a puppy. Their original beliefs were mostly about placating evil spirits who sucked the life out of your family members for no good reason except that they got pissed off easily. We also had a court case settled here recently where the public learned that the Hmong believe you have to be buried in ground which has never been turned over before and with no metal in the coffin or ground. If somebody isn't buried under these restrictions, they supposedly hang around as an evil spirit who brings perpetual bad luck and/or the deaths of family members. In a place like Cambodia, where many of them were located since the Vietnam War ended badly, I can't imagine how anybody could find ground which hadn't had bodies or bullets all over it. Needless to say, the Christian Fundies have been working very hard to convert the Hmongs. And the home practitioners here have made progress in getting them to hang a stuffed toy in their rituals rather than grabbing a live animal to sacrifice. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

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