Time for some TTF stories - Page 2

Dagney · 11-17-2006, 10:10 AM

Inspector #69 at the adult novelty factory?

zippyt · 11-17-2006, 10:32 PM

Product tester at the adult novelty factory?

Dagney · 11-17-2006, 11:03 PM

No, no, she's the inspector of the product tester at the adult novelty factory...

where quality is job ...ummm one?

DucksNuts · 11-18-2006, 12:08 AM

warmer

zippyt · 11-18-2006, 01:06 AM

Fluff girl !!!

or Fluff girl trainer !!!!!

footfootfoot · 11-18-2006, 11:06 PM

fluffers make movies: (NSFW)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=fluffer&hl=en

DucksNuts · 11-19-2006, 04:17 AM

muahahaha thats awesomel foot3!!!

Aliantha · 11-19-2006, 07:10 PM

I have a story for this thread, but it might be more suitable for the TMI thread, mostly because it involved vomit once again. Anyway, I'll put it here and you can decide what you think.

Two g/f''s and I went to Byron Bay one way weekend for a girls weekend. We went to the local hotel and proceeded to get pretty pissed. The evening wore on and one of the girls decided she'd had enough, so me and gf 1 took gf 2 back to the hotel room we were staying at.

After we put her to bed, we then decided we'd head up to a different pub where we'd heard there was a great band playing (and they were pretty good). After another hour or two we decided to call it a night and wandered back to our room.

When we got there everything seemed fairly fine, and I went into the bathroom to use the facilities. I opened the door and flicked the light on, then decided to close the door. Gf 1 asked why I didn't go in and I suggested she might not like to either, but against my advice, she opened the door and walked straight in.

She was met with wall to wall vomit. It was as if gf 2 had been auditioning for a role in the excorcist and had stood in the middle of the room with her head spinning around spewing vomit.

Gf 1 came out of the room and said, "I see what you mean".

We left an extra $100 on the bed for the cleaning staff although gf 1 did do a reasonable job of hosing it down with the shower head.

After typing this story, I think it probably should be in the TMI, but it was still funny.

Spexxvet · 11-21-2006, 09:36 AM

Ducknuts - Phone sex girl?

DucksNuts · 11-22-2006, 05:19 PM

Hmmm I think $5.95 a minute is an insult spexxie!!!!

But if you would like to gimme your credit card details, I'll call and we can discuss it.

lumberjim · 11-22-2006, 06:13 PM

do you work in a retail environment where customers come in to your establishment to procure your goods or service?

DucksNuts · 11-22-2006, 07:07 PM

both lj

Clodfobble · 11-22-2006, 09:47 PM

Are you a professional massage therapist?

zippyt · 11-22-2006, 09:59 PM

I bet thats along the right lines ,
BUT I wounder just WHAT she massages ???

wolf · 11-23-2006, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

She was met with wall to wall vomit. It was as if gf 2 had been auditioning for a role in the excorcist and had stood in the middle of the room with her head spinning around spewing vomit.

One of my friends did this in his own home. He was unfortunately quite pliable when it came to a third friend tricking him into overdrinking. It started with a few friendly shots of tequila, if there is such a thing, and progressed to tumblers-full.

We heard a crash upstairs and rushed up to find him lying in a pool of his own vomit on the bathroom floor. His wife, in great distress, asked, "Honey, why did you throw up into the heating vent?"

"Because it was there."

Priceless.

She was VERY pissed, and as far as I know, to this day has not spoken to the other guy.

11-17-2006, 10:10 AM	#16
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Inspector #69 at the adult novelty factory? __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

11-17-2006, 10:32 PM	#17
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Product tester at the adult novelty factory? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-17-2006, 11:03 PM	#18
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	No, no, she's the inspector of the product tester at the adult novelty factory... where quality is job ...ummm one? __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

11-18-2006, 01:06 AM	#20
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Fluff girl !!! or Fluff girl trainer !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-18-2006, 11:06 PM	#21
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	fluffers make movies: (NSFW) http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=fluffer&hl=en __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-18-2006, 12:08 AM	#19
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	warmer

11-19-2006, 04:17 AM	#22
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	muahahaha thats awesomel foot3!!!

11-19-2006, 07:10 PM	#23
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I have a story for this thread, but it might be more suitable for the TMI thread, mostly because it involved vomit once again. Anyway, I'll put it here and you can decide what you think. Two g/f''s and I went to Byron Bay one way weekend for a girls weekend. We went to the local hotel and proceeded to get pretty pissed. The evening wore on and one of the girls decided she'd had enough, so me and gf 1 took gf 2 back to the hotel room we were staying at. After we put her to bed, we then decided we'd head up to a different pub where we'd heard there was a great band playing (and they were pretty good). After another hour or two we decided to call it a night and wandered back to our room. When we got there everything seemed fairly fine, and I went into the bathroom to use the facilities. I opened the door and flicked the light on, then decided to close the door. Gf 1 asked why I didn't go in and I suggested she might not like to either, but against my advice, she opened the door and walked straight in. She was met with wall to wall vomit. It was as if gf 2 had been auditioning for a role in the excorcist and had stood in the middle of the room with her head spinning around spewing vomit. Gf 1 came out of the room and said, "I see what you mean". We left an extra $100 on the bed for the cleaning staff although gf 1 did do a reasonable job of hosing it down with the shower head. After typing this story, I think it probably should be in the TMI, but it was still funny. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-21-2006, 09:36 AM	#24
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Ducknuts - Phone sex girl? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-22-2006, 05:19 PM	#25
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Hmmm I think $5.95 a minute is an insult spexxie!!!! But if you would like to gimme your credit card details, I'll call and we can discuss it.

11-22-2006, 06:13 PM	#26
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	do you work in a retail environment where customers come in to your establishment to procure your goods or service? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-22-2006, 07:07 PM	#27
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	both lj

11-22-2006, 09:47 PM	#28
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Are you a professional massage therapist?

11-22-2006, 09:59 PM	#29
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I bet thats along the right lines , BUT I wounder just WHAT she massages ??? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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