Sex and parenting: if wishes were fishes

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 08:26 PM

What do you wish your parents had told you about sex?

Alternatively, what do you wish you had told your children about sex?

Ibby · 04-29-2007, 09:22 PM

I'm very very very glad my parents didn't tell me much about sex.

That is not a conversation I want to have with either of them.

*shudders*

lumberjim · 04-29-2007, 09:34 PM

not much. my dad had 'the talk' with me....but most of what i learned, i learned from.......(too many options here....can't get the joke out......)

please complete the above sentence.

Undertoad · 04-29-2007, 09:38 PM

Research, mostly books, before the actual attempt. From there, practice makes perfect

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 09:42 PM

I would have appreciated more information on other sex acts besides intercourse.

Intercourse is overrated.

And Ibram, I can't say I think much of any parents who have never discussed sex with their 16-year old child. Embarassment is not an excuse.

Ibby · 04-29-2007, 09:51 PM

Well I mean, they had the sorta-talk when I was like tennish I guess, but I mean, I was looking at (and got caught looking at...) porn before they ever REALLY sat me down for a talk, so... they kinda missed out and between my independent streak (which I was duly punished for and then was never spoken of again) and school sex ed, they never needed to. I filled in the gaps just fine.

freshnesschronic · 04-29-2007, 09:55 PM

Eh, the schools do fine educating the kids I guess.
I don't really want to tell any potential future kids of mine how to do it. Awkward and uncomfortable.

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 09:57 PM

I'm sorry, but I don't agree. The schools do NOT do a fine job of it. They teach stupid abstinence shit per our lovely gov't administration; or they teach "ovaries and sperm," which has little to do with RL. And what are we left with? Too many teenage pregancies and STDs.

freshnesschronic · 04-29-2007, 10:01 PM

Good point. My wife can tell the kids then.

"Guiseppi, go ask your mom."

Ibby · 04-29-2007, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

I'm sorry, but I don't agree. The schools do NOT do a fine job of it. They teach stupid abstinence shit per our lovely gov't administration; or they teach "ovaries and sperm," which has little to do with RL. And what are we left with? Too many teenage pregancies and STDs.

I agree the schools need to do something for the stupid kids, but c'mon, as a recent graduate of the bullshit health classes, I can tell you that not a single kid in the class (or, for that matter, the teacher) takes the abstenence bullshit seriously.

Schools teach the physics, the basic what-goes-where... the rest, the when to put what where, the how to most effectively put what where, etc, is up to the kid (or, by that point, teen, i guess) to figure out.

Cloud · 04-29-2007, 10:12 PM

they don't take the classes seriously. Neither did I, and that was a looooong time ago. That's precisely why they are ineffective, and parents who rely on them solely are deluding themselves.

Do you have any idea what's it's like to be a 12 year old girl who has no idea why she suddenly starts to bleed from there? It didn't happen to me, but it happened to a lot of my friends.

Sheldonrs · 04-29-2007, 10:59 PM

We had sex-ed in the 6th grade in Fairlawn, NJ. Mostly "Don't do it unless you're married and these are the diseases you can get!".

Helped me almost as much as the subscription to Playboy my Mom got me when I was 10. lol!!!

piercehawkeye45 · 04-30-2007, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

I'm sorry, but I don't agree. The schools do NOT do a fine job of it. They teach stupid abstinence shit per our lovely gov't administration; or they teach "ovaries and sperm," which has little to do with RL. And what are we left with? Too many teenage pregancies and STDs.

My school didn't do that thankfully. We actually didn't really go far into what to do but more just the biology of it.

DucksNuts · 04-30-2007, 12:45 AM

I have, in my full time car, a 4 yr old boy and a 2 yr old boy.....I have NFI how I will go with the talk when that time comes....but I am sure it will be informative and entertaining.

Cloud · 04-30-2007, 12:56 AM

but what do you wish someone (parents or not) would have told you about sex that you had to learn the hard way?

04-29-2007, 08:26 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Sex and parenting: if wishes were fishes What do you wish your parents had told you about sex? Alternatively, what do you wish you had told your children about sex? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 09:22 PM	#2
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	I'm very very very glad my parents didn't tell me much about sex. That is not a conversation I want to have with either of them. shudders __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

04-29-2007, 09:34 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	not much. my dad had 'the talk' with me....but most of what i learned, i learned from.......(too many options here....can't get the joke out......) please complete the above sentence. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-29-2007, 09:42 PM	#5
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I would have appreciated more information on other sex acts besides intercourse. Intercourse is overrated. And Ibram, I can't say I think much of any parents who have never discussed sex with their 16-year old child. Embarassment is not an excuse. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 09:51 PM	#6
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Well I mean, they had the sorta-talk when I was like tennish I guess, but I mean, I was looking at (and got caught looking at...) porn before they ever REALLY sat me down for a talk, so... they kinda missed out and between my independent streak (which I was duly punished for and then was never spoken of again) and school sex ed, they never needed to. I filled in the gaps just fine. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

04-29-2007, 09:38 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Research, mostly books, before the actual attempt. From there, practice makes perfect

04-29-2007, 09:55 PM	#7
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Eh, the schools do fine educating the kids I guess. I don't really want to tell any potential future kids of mine how to do it. Awkward and uncomfortable.

04-29-2007, 09:57 PM	#8
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I'm sorry, but I don't agree. The schools do NOT do a fine job of it. They teach stupid abstinence shit per our lovely gov't administration; or they teach "ovaries and sperm," which has little to do with RL. And what are we left with? Too many teenage pregancies and STDs. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 10:01 PM	#9
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Good point. My wife can tell the kids then. "Guiseppi, go ask your mom."

04-29-2007, 10:12 PM	#11
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	they don't take the classes seriously. Neither did I, and that was a looooong time ago. That's precisely why they are ineffective, and parents who rely on them solely are deluding themselves. Do you have any idea what's it's like to be a 12 year old girl who has no idea why she suddenly starts to bleed from there? It didn't happen to me, but it happened to a lot of my friends. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-29-2007, 10:59 PM	#12
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	We had sex-ed in the 6th grade in Fairlawn, NJ. Mostly "Don't do it unless you're married and these are the diseases you can get!". Helped me almost as much as the subscription to Playboy my Mom got me when I was 10. lol!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-30-2007, 12:45 AM	#14
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I have, in my full time car, a 4 yr old boy and a 2 yr old boy.....I have NFI how I will go with the talk when that time comes....but I am sure it will be informative and entertaining.

04-30-2007, 12:56 AM	#15
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	but what do you wish someone (parents or not) would have told you about sex that you had to learn the hard way? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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