A hypothetical situation

SteveDallas · 11-13-2007, 10:40 AM

(Don't you love hypothetical situations?)

Let's say you're sitting at an orchestra rehearsal. Your stand partner is a woman you've known for a number of years, but are not good friends with. Since this is a pickup group, there are lots of people that neither of you have met before. One of the players in another section is a young lady wearing a pair of jeans. The disposition of her jeans is such that you can tell she's wearing a purple thong underneath.

Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???"

What's your best answer?

Spexxvet · 11-13-2007, 10:42 AM

Hypothetically, "hell, yes"

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 10:43 AM

Answer: She could, but she'd risk misplacing her flute.

freshnesschronic · 11-13-2007, 10:47 AM

Me: "Maybe, lemme ask-Hey Patty, you think you could lend me your valve oil and slide grease? Oh, and can you show s'more crack?"

Partner: "..."

Me: "What it wasn't funny?"

jester · 11-13-2007, 10:55 AM

Of course she could, but you know "crack kills"

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 10:57 AM

This is serious, jester, quit cracking jokes, will ya?

jester · 11-13-2007, 11:44 AM

Don't be an ass

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 11:47 AM

I wouldn't be if you would quit butting in. And don't give me all that crap about how you're keeping the thread alive for posterity.

Cicero · 11-13-2007, 11:48 AM

Say you are color-blind and tell her you need a better description.

Spexxvet · 11-13-2007, 12:12 PM

Would around her ankles be lower?

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 12:27 PM

Would wrapped around Spexxvet's head be lower?

barefoot serpent · 11-13-2007, 12:33 PM

Would you describe that as violet or puce?

barefoot serpent · 11-13-2007, 12:39 PM

...or Excuse me while I adjust the G-string on my bass.

Spexxvet · 11-13-2007, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Would wrapped around Spexxvet's head be lower?

Pants, or ankles?

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 12:57 PM

Pants. But ankles would work too, I suppose.

View Poll Results: Your best response....
Huh? I'm sorry.. I don't know what you're talking about.	0	0%
Jeans? Oh, I didn't notice.	0	0%
I don't know, let's go find out.	1	7.14%
Yeah, I'd say she's probably got another couple inches to play with.	8	57.14%
Other	5	35.71%
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

11-13-2007, 10:40 AM	#1
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	A hypothetical situation (Don't you love hypothetical situations?) Let's say you're sitting at an orchestra rehearsal. Your stand partner is a woman you've known for a number of years, but are not good friends with. Since this is a pickup group, there are lots of people that neither of you have met before. One of the players in another section is a young lady wearing a pair of jeans. The disposition of her jeans is such that you can tell she's wearing a purple thong underneath. Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???" What's your best answer?

11-13-2007, 10:42 AM	#2
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Hypothetically, "hell, yes" __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-13-2007, 11:48 AM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Say you are color-blind and tell her you need a better description. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-13-2007, 12:12 PM	#10
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Would around her ankles be lower? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-13-2007, 10:43 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Answer: She could, but she'd risk misplacing her flute.

11-13-2007, 10:47 AM	#4
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Me: "Maybe, lemme ask-Hey Patty, you think you could lend me your valve oil and slide grease? Oh, and can you show s'more crack?" Partner: "..." Me: "What it wasn't funny?"

11-13-2007, 10:55 AM	#5
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Of course she could, but you know "crack kills"

11-13-2007, 10:57 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	This is serious, jester, quit cracking jokes, will ya?

11-13-2007, 11:44 AM	#7
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Don't be an ass

11-13-2007, 11:47 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I wouldn't be if you would quit butting in. And don't give me all that crap about how you're keeping the thread alive for posterity.

11-13-2007, 12:27 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Would wrapped around Spexxvet's head be lower?

11-13-2007, 12:33 PM	#12
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Would you describe that as violet or puce? __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

11-13-2007, 12:39 PM	#13
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	...or Excuse me while I adjust the G-string on my bass. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

11-13-2007, 12:57 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Pants. But ankles would work too, I suppose.

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