Kick My Ass

Perry Winkle · 08-29-2008, 09:17 AM

The writing is coming very slowly today. I really need a prod. Someone tell me what a worthless piece of shit I am.

Thanks.

glatt · 08-29-2008, 09:23 AM

It's all good, my friend. I bet if you just hang out here in the Cellar for a while, reading through the threads, you will get some great ideas. What you need is a distraction from the writing to free up you mind. Chill.

[/bad influence]

Undertoad · 08-29-2008, 09:44 AM

We do not need to tell you how sucky you are. You have already convinced yourself of that.

Clodfobble · 08-29-2008, 10:59 AM

Go have sex with your girlfriend. You'll feel much better.

HungLikeJesus · 08-29-2008, 11:04 AM

Perry Winkle - I think it's great that you're going through with this. You're almost finished.

regular.joe · 08-29-2008, 11:05 AM

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Sundae · 08-29-2008, 11:13 AM

Go and have a deep fried pizza or somthinguhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuegi9

The last part of the message was from Hely, who came in and stepped on my keyboard
Dude, I'm afraid she's mocking you

Shawnee123 · 08-29-2008, 11:16 AM

Hely sure is eloquent!

BigV · 08-29-2008, 11:37 AM

Dude.

Just go do one paragraph. Can't muster that? Ok, one sentence. Just one. Take that thought, even the thought "I can't do it" and

**write it down**

on the paper. You can edit later. But you can't edit what you haven't written.

One farkin sentence. Go. Go now and write it down. I guarantee we'll all be here upon your return. Go write it.

lookout123 · 08-29-2008, 11:48 AM

Take a picture of your cock. After you're done laughing at the bizarre image of you doing that write down what time you did that. If you haven't written at least _________ words in ________ hours you have to email that picture to your parents, siblings, and extended family.

Get to work.

Perry Winkle · 08-29-2008, 11:52 AM

Mmm, 1500 words in one go. Smells like progress to me. Like progress and burning kittens. Erm, I mean, go me!

Anyway, I think I need to write 1500-2000 words more to say what needs to be said.

Jesus, I hate this. But it's getting done.

Deadline is Monday at 4pm. I'll finish writing by tomorrow evening, at the latest and then spend Sunday editing the paper and moving to my temporary lodging.

Thanks for the beatings/encouragement, y'all.

Griff · 08-29-2008, 11:54 AM

Shit, you could do this blind drunk. Go get loaded there's time.

BigV · 08-29-2008, 11:55 AM

Very good.

Your one sentence (give or take) is REAL PROGRESS. Go repeat that progress. You've demonstrated your ability. You *can* do this, but you have to actually *do* it. Good job.

Now go repeat your success, write another sentence, or two or ten. Come back (if you must) and verify we're still here, get another cookie, etc etc. But go write again. Go.

Perry Winkle · 08-30-2008, 05:39 PM

Finished. Well, more or less. I just need to paste in my references, add one or two that I added in process, and make a few endnotes.

Thanks for the encouragement/abuse.

Griff · 08-30-2008, 05:42 PM

just one more service we provide...

08-29-2008, 09:17 AM	#1
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Kick My Ass The writing is coming very slowly today. I really need a prod. Someone tell me what a worthless piece of shit I am. Thanks.

08-29-2008, 10:59 AM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Go have sex with your girlfriend. You'll feel much better. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-29-2008, 11:04 AM	#5
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Perry Winkle - I think it's great that you're going through with this. You're almost finished. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-29-2008, 11:05 AM	#6
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

08-29-2008, 11:16 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hely sure is eloquent! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-29-2008, 09:23 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It's all good, my friend. I bet if you just hang out here in the Cellar for a while, reading through the threads, you will get some great ideas. What you need is a distraction from the writing to free up you mind. Chill. [/bad influence]

08-29-2008, 09:44 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	We do not need to tell you how sucky you are. You have already convinced yourself of that.

08-29-2008, 11:13 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Go and have a deep fried pizza or somthinguhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuegi9 The last part of the message was from Hely, who came in and stepped on my keyboard Dude, I'm afraid she's mocking you

08-29-2008, 11:37 AM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Dude. Just go do one paragraph. Can't muster that? Ok, one sentence. Just one. Take that thought, even the thought "I can't do it" and write it down on the paper. You can edit later. But you can't edit what you haven't written. One farkin sentence. Go. Go now and write it down. I guarantee we'll all be here upon your return. Go write it. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-29-2008, 11:48 AM	#10
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Take a picture of your cock. After you're done laughing at the bizarre image of you doing that write down what time you did that. If you haven't written at least _________ words in ________ hours you have to email that picture to your parents, siblings, and extended family. Get to work. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-29-2008, 11:52 AM	#11
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Mmm, 1500 words in one go. Smells like progress to me. Like progress and burning kittens. Erm, I mean, go me! Anyway, I think I need to write 1500-2000 words more to say what needs to be said. Jesus, I hate this. But it's getting done. Deadline is Monday at 4pm. I'll finish writing by tomorrow evening, at the latest and then spend Sunday editing the paper and moving to my temporary lodging. Thanks for the beatings/encouragement, y'all.

08-29-2008, 11:54 AM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Shit, you could do this blind drunk. Go get loaded there's time. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-29-2008, 11:55 AM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Very good. Your one sentence (give or take) is REAL PROGRESS. Go repeat that progress. You've demonstrated your ability. You can do this, but you have to actually do it. Good job. Now go repeat your success, write another sentence, or two or ten. Come back (if you must) and verify we're still here, get another cookie, etc etc. But go write again. Go. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-30-2008, 05:39 PM	#14
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Finished. Well, more or less. I just need to paste in my references, add one or two that I added in process, and make a few endnotes. Thanks for the encouragement/abuse.

08-30-2008, 05:42 PM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	just one more service we provide... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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