Big Adult Bitch Thread - Page 2

lookout123 · 10-28-2008, 05:52 PM

I missed something. Why are Cicero's parents EVER there when she's getting busy?

Aliantha · 10-28-2008, 05:53 PM

They like to watch?

lookout123 · 10-28-2008, 06:01 PM

uh, ew.

Elspode · 10-28-2008, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Hey, did I tell you guys that I made out with my husband the other day?!?

Is this an unusual occurrence around your place? Just show him the old pics again, that'll get him going.

Crimson Ghost · 10-28-2008, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

I missed something. Why are Cicero's parents EVER there when she's getting busy?

Well, someone has to hold the camera...

glatt · 10-29-2008, 08:22 AM

To understand this thread, you need to compare it with the teenage bitching thread.

Cicero is pretending she's a teenager and still lives with her parents. She is also pretending that her social life consists only of making out, and nothing further than that. Just like a teenager.

Did you just hear a car door? Quick, out the back!

lumberjim · 10-29-2008, 08:23 AM

i vote glatt for the next clodfobble.

glatt · 10-29-2008, 08:33 AM

that's a real compliment

Sundae · 10-29-2008, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

that's a real compliment

... until you have to give birth...

Sheldonrs · 10-29-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Hey sometimes my parents are "home" and sometimes they aren't....You have to work around them sometimes. Did I tell you guys he took me out for a nice dinner, and I got to have all the crab you guys got me hungry for? He is like, sooo cute! Hawt!

Case, I would totally ask your friend to watch and see what they do in class. In fact, your friend can tell the girl that she thinks he's cute , and see what the girl says!!

So, to some up:

1 - Your parents usually are there when you have sex

2 - Your husband gave you crabs

3 - You like to have case watch

And they call ME a perv!

Clodfobble · 10-29-2008, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i vote glatt for the next clodfobble.

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

that's a real compliment

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

... until you have to give birth...

Ooh! Then I vote glatt for the next clodfobble too! Also, I have some laundry that needs doing, and this floor ain't gonna mop itself...

glatt · 10-29-2008, 01:06 PM

If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. Besides, all your clothes will end up pink if I wash them.

lookout123 · 10-29-2008, 02:45 PM

yeah, but Glatt - you'd have boobs. and you wouldn't even have to ask permission to touch them.

glatt · 10-29-2008, 02:51 PM

Hmmm.

lookout123 · 10-29-2008, 02:53 PM

how insanely perfect. a six month wait for the second part of a joke.

10-28-2008, 05:52 PM	#16
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I missed something. Why are Cicero's parents EVER there when she's getting busy? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-28-2008, 05:53 PM	#17
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	They like to watch? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-28-2008, 06:01 PM	#18
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	uh, ew. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-29-2008, 08:23 AM	#22
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i vote glatt for the next clodfobble. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-29-2008, 02:45 PM	#28
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	yeah, but Glatt - you'd have boobs. and you wouldn't even have to ask permission to touch them. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-29-2008, 08:22 AM	#21
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	To understand this thread, you need to compare it with the teenage bitching thread. Cicero is pretending she's a teenager and still lives with her parents. She is also pretending that her social life consists only of making out, and nothing further than that. Just like a teenager. Did you just hear a car door? Quick, out the back!

10-29-2008, 08:33 AM	#23
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	that's a real compliment

10-29-2008, 01:06 PM	#27
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. Besides, all your clothes will end up pink if I wash them.

10-29-2008, 02:51 PM	#29
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Hmmm.

10-29-2008, 02:53 PM	#30
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	how insanely perfect. a six month wait for the second part of a joke. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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