You Are What You Eat

Kitsune · 05-14-2009, 07:23 PM

An idea brought about by this collection of images and descriptions, I want to see the horrors (and all the good stuff) of Cellarite's fridges!

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We purchase refrigerators the way we fill them: out of necessity—to preserve the milk; to keep the greens from wilting. But from the right vantage point, an open fridge is the perfect staging grounds for a discussion of consumption. And if the aphorism holds true—if we really are what we eat—then refrigerators are like windows into our souls.

"Science experiments" should, of course, be noted in detail.

jinx · 05-14-2009, 07:40 PM

RFN.... and for some reason this feels more personal than posting my naked ass...

Family of 4.

Edit: What's with the rattlesnake?

richlevy · 05-14-2009, 07:54 PM

From all of the soy and rice milk, I'd say you were vegan, but on the bottom left it looks like a package of chicken along with cold cuts in the middle. Interesting.

Kitsune · 05-14-2009, 08:03 PM

Mmm... food.

Sheldonrs · 05-14-2009, 08:45 PM

Are you calling me a dick?!!!!!

lumberjim · 05-14-2009, 11:22 PM

this is kinda cool....

I can decide what kind of snack i want before i even go downstairs!

lumberjim · 05-14-2009, 11:23 PM

meh....there's nuthin to eat.

Clodfobble · 05-15-2009, 07:14 AM

I see what this really is. A chance to promote our brand loyalties.

Kitsune, we use the same brand of mayonnaise, syrup, and that little jar of minced garlic.

I can't be arsed (thank you, Dwellar Ferriners) to take a photo of the fridge right now, but I do happen to already have one of my freezer:

Alluvial · 05-15-2009, 07:23 AM

Clodfobble, you have lots of stuff 'put up' in there don't you? I love it!

glatt · 05-15-2009, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

we use the same brand of mayonnaise

We used to be loyal Hellman's consumers. Then one day when it was my turn to shop, there was an amazing sale on Kraft mayo because they were promoting some new rectangular shaped plastic jar that was supposedly easier to use with a knife. So I had to buy it. It was too cheap to ignore. And you know what? Neither of us could taste a difference between Kraft regular mayo and Hellman's regular mayo. Even in mayo heavy recipes, they were identical. Now we just buy whatever is cheaper that day. The rectangular Kraft jar, by the way, may be slightly better with a knife, but not worth seeking out.

If you buy flavored mayo like miracle whip, or light mayo, YMMV. But regular mayo is regular mayo.

Clodfobble · 05-15-2009, 08:07 AM

Ah, unless that regular mayo is full of gluten.

My snark is less effective, however, because it turns out that Kraft mayo does happen to be one of the ones that's gluten-free. But in my defense, I had to go searching for that information, while Hellmann's is kind enough to put it right on the bottle for me.

Undertoad · 05-15-2009, 08:22 AM

Trader Joe's mayo is distinctive and awesome.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-15-2009, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Alluvial

Clodfobble, you have lots of stuff 'put up' in there don't you? I love it!

She works at it, take a look.

Elspode · 05-15-2009, 04:29 PM

If I am what I eat, I'm going to have to post a picture of someone's...nevermind.

lumberjim · 05-15-2009, 08:12 PM

cock?

05-14-2009, 07:40 PM	#2
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	RFN.... and for some reason this feels more personal than posting my naked ass... Family of 4. Edit: What's with the rattlesnake? Attached Images __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good. Last edited by jinx; 05-14-2009 at 07:51 PM.

05-14-2009, 07:54 PM	#3
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	From all of the soy and rice milk, I'd say you were vegan, but on the bottom left it looks like a package of chicken along with cold cuts in the middle. Interesting. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

05-14-2009, 08:03 PM	#4
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Mmm... food. Attached Images

05-14-2009, 08:45 PM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Are you calling me a dick?!!!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-14-2009, 11:22 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this is kinda cool.... I can decide what kind of snack i want before i even go downstairs! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-14-2009, 11:23 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	meh....there's nuthin to eat. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-15-2009, 07:14 AM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I see what this really is. A chance to promote our brand loyalties. Kitsune, we use the same brand of mayonnaise, syrup, and that little jar of minced garlic. I can't be arsed (thank you, Dwellar Ferriners) to take a photo of the fridge right now, but I do happen to already have one of my freezer: Attached Images __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-15-2009, 07:23 AM	#9
Alluvial Phenomenologist Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Central Mississippi Posts: 270	Clodfobble, you have lots of stuff 'put up' in there don't you? I love it! Attached Images __________________ “My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.” - Louis Adamic

05-15-2009, 08:07 AM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Ah, unless that regular mayo is full of gluten. My snark is less effective, however, because it turns out that Kraft mayo does happen to be one of the ones that's gluten-free. But in my defense, I had to go searching for that information, while Hellmann's is kind enough to put it right on the bottle for me. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-15-2009, 08:22 AM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Trader Joe's mayo is distinctive and awesome.

05-15-2009, 04:29 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	If I am what I eat, I'm going to have to post a picture of someone's...nevermind. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-15-2009, 08:12 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	cock? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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