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				April 9, 2010: Mr Shuffles
			 
			
			
			Sydney's Taronga Zoo hasn't settled on a name for their newest elephant, but the staff is calling him Mr Shuffles, in the meantime.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Leah told me she went to see him and he looked very tender... er, I mean cute, very cute. ![]() Quote: 
	
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			Luk Chai would stiil be tender, but twice as much meat, er, I mean twice as much to love.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Just imagine how furiously those Aunt's and Mom would be after you, if you were to even scare that newborn calf!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Names?  They should add Chop Suey.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I love that elephants are "family oriented." 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			So cute. I want a pet elephant. He can live right next to my pet cow, my pet pig, my pet goat, my pet horse, and my pet hermit crab. 
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			Porntip?  They should name the kid Bangkok just to keep with tradition.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			It's Mr. Snuffaluffagus! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	_________________ If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?!  | 
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			They should call him Chuck Norris.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			One of the most poignant animal scenes ever, was the matriarch of the elephant herd, with her trunk tenderly caressing the bones of her mother, who had died in the previous year's trek. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	The rest of the herd stood back a bit, and sadly, looked on. I want to say this was on a National Geographic Special, but I'm not positive. Very moving.  | 
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			I've seen something like that. I get choked up just thinking about it. They are almost human in their family alliances...scratch that...better than some humans.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			In one BIGASS pot, combine 1 baby elephant, 150 lbs potatoes, 75 lbs carrots, 100 lbs onions.  Salt & pepper to taste.  Bake at 250 degrees for 5 days.  Feeds 300. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			Oh, and 50 lbs celery.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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