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|  12-05-2012, 01:10 AM | #1 | 
| a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 
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			Stupid fun lifted from book face. Do a knock knock joke using your last name, middle name or the model of your car. Or suggest a different topic, I dont care.... Knock knock Who's there Helm Helm who? Helm ake you sorry you asked! Ok, it's ghey. But we're not on land here, folks. International waters rules apply. It's not gay if youre in jail or at sea. 
				__________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool | 
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|  12-05-2012, 01:27 AM | #2 | 
| Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle 
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			knock knock who's there V V who? ... V vish you a merry christmas V vish you a merry christmas V VISH you a merry christmas und a happy new year! .... posted not on land but at sea, f'reals 
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|  12-05-2012, 01:39 AM | #3 | 
| Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia 
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			Knock Knock Who's there? Gum Gum who? Gum inside, it's cold out there. Yeah, it's weak. 
				__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. | 
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|  12-05-2012, 05:38 AM | #4 | 
| still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 
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			Knock Knock Who's there? Griff Griff who? Grifters git yer gun! um yeah, still weak. 
				__________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis | 
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|  12-05-2012, 07:33 AM | #5 | 
| Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 
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			Knock Knock Who's there? Infi Infi who? Infi minutes imma bust down yo door! | 
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|  12-05-2012, 07:39 AM | #6 | 
| UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX 
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			Knock, knock Who's there? Fobble Fobble who? Fobble Lobble La, La la la la! | 
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|  12-05-2012, 07:49 AM | #7 | 
| polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire 
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			Knock Knock Who's there? Cherry Cherry who? Cherry Garcia! Yes I know it's the name of an ice-cream. It's funny to me though, because I got Jerry Garcia mixed up with Jimmy Hoffa. Meh, I only knew them through references in books. Pre-internet obviously. You can imagine how much bafflement I was subjected to before I managed to distinguish between them. Not my fault people in another country viewed them as working class heroes for different reasons. 
				__________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac | 
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|  12-05-2012, 07:49 AM | #8 | 
| ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA 
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			Knock knock who's there? glatt glatt who? glatt to meet you. That right there is comic gold.   | 
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|  12-05-2012, 07:50 AM | #9 | 
| polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire 
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			Fried gold, Glatt. A slice of. 
				__________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac | 
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|  12-05-2012, 07:54 AM | #10 | 
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|  12-05-2012, 08:00 AM | #11 | 
| To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! 
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			Knock knock Who's there? Foot Foot who? Foot for thought. 
				__________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs | 
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|  12-05-2012, 08:39 AM | #12 | 
| Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 
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			Knock knock whose their (for infi)? Spexx Spexx who? Spexx um of you to laugh at this Lucky for you, I won't be here all week 
				__________________    "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce | 
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|  12-05-2012, 08:39 AM | #13 | 
| Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 
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			Can we write some for other people? Too late... Knock knock (on foto-mat door) Who's there? Sundae Sundae who? Sundae my prints will come! | 
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|  12-05-2012, 08:40 AM | #14 | 
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|  12-05-2012, 08:42 AM | #15 | 
| Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods 
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			Knock Knock Who's there? Lighter Lighter who? Lighter a little ? Like a cigarette burn or something. Dana C. | 
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