Poems- Not your own. - Page 24

Gravdigr · 11-18-2019, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Somebody broke into my house.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-10-2020, 02:41 AM

Sort of a poem...

xoxoxoBruce · 04-25-2020, 09:52 PM

Sailor Sam in Cosmopolitan 1908...

Gravdigr · 05-16-2020, 03:09 PM

***DIRTY LIMERICK AHEAD***

Gravdigr · 05-16-2020, 03:10 PM

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Gravdigr · 05-16-2020, 03:10 PM

***END DiRTY LIMERICK ZONE***

xoxoxoBruce · 09-12-2020, 05:57 AM

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Diaphone Jim · 09-12-2020, 01:02 PM

I am not a thief or a godless heathen
There is no such thing as body stealing
Clothes and jewelry are left behind
To take those would be a crime

We resurrectionist are men of science
Without us anatomist would be blind
To know the inner-workings of a body
Why our profession is the noblest of mankind

It is a shame that we must operate in stealth
Even the moon betrays our work
Flat wooden shovels dampen the noise
A rope wrapped around the neck to pull out bodies

The conditions are most deplorable
Putrefaction is usually the norm
And with stench comes disease
Smallpox is what we heed

We are looked upon as ghouls of the grave
But look at the good we make!
Teeth are used for dentures
Wigs are made from a their hair
We provide a service beyond compare

The vanguard of science should be applauded
Instead, mobs threaten us with violence
Ungrateful, superstitious peasants
Don't they know we are renaissance resurrectionists?

Thomas Coston

From PoemHunter.com

Gravdigr · 09-12-2020, 04:00 PM

4-4-4-4-5?-4, the hell?

Also, rhyme or don't, geez.

Yeah, that's all I got to bitch about today.

Other than that, though, I kinda liked it.

04-10-2020, 02:41 AM	#347
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sort of a poem... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-25-2020, 09:52 PM	#348
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sailor Sam in Cosmopolitan 1908... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-16-2020, 03:09 PM	#349
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	*DIRTY LIMERICK AHEAD* __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-16-2020, 03:10 PM	#350
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-16-2020, 03:10 PM	#351
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	*END DiRTY LIMERICK ZONE* __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-12-2020, 05:57 AM	#352
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	.... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-12-2020, 01:02 PM	#353
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	I am not a thief or a godless heathen There is no such thing as body stealing Clothes and jewelry are left behind To take those would be a crime We resurrectionist are men of science Without us anatomist would be blind To know the inner-workings of a body Why our profession is the noblest of mankind It is a shame that we must operate in stealth Even the moon betrays our work Flat wooden shovels dampen the noise A rope wrapped around the neck to pull out bodies The conditions are most deplorable Putrefaction is usually the norm And with stench comes disease Smallpox is what we heed We are looked upon as ghouls of the grave But look at the good we make! Teeth are used for dentures Wigs are made from a their hair We provide a service beyond compare The vanguard of science should be applauded Instead, mobs threaten us with violence Ungrateful, superstitious peasants Don't they know we are renaissance resurrectionists? Thomas Coston From PoemHunter.com

09-12-2020, 04:00 PM	#354
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	4-4-4-4-5?-4, the hell? Also, rhyme or don't, geez. Yeah, that's all I got to bitch about today. Other than that, though, I kinda liked it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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