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08-24-2006, 05:10 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Favorite Urban Legend
Mine was that Yngwie Malmsteen got arthritis, from shredding.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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08-24-2006, 07:03 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Chupacabra, hands down.
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08-24-2006, 07:05 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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That there was a family of sinister albinos who lived down a long, lonely, tree lined lane. We'd drive around the top of this lane at night daring ourselves to go down the lane.
We always chickened out.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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08-24-2006, 09:35 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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My favorite urban legend is the one about GW Bush being elected president of the US. Twice.
It's chilling.
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The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs |
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08-24-2006, 09:37 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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baby snakes in the ball pit
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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08-24-2006, 09:53 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Jilted wife filling hubby's car with concrete.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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08-24-2006, 10:14 PM
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erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
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Quote:
I love you.
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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08-25-2006, 12:01 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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pictures of the bride fucking the best man taped under the chairs at the wedding?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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08-25-2006, 01:24 AM
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The Great White Gorilla Of Doom
Join Date: Jan 2005
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After the prom, the guy and girl drive to a secluded spot to fuck.
He discovers his rear tire is flat and decides to change it before violating his date. He gets out, makes some noise and is quiet. The girl waits for about 15 minutes. She gets out of the car, wondering what happened to her date. She finds his mangled, decapitated corpse hanging upside down over the car. |
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08-25-2006, 07:58 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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The couple who bring a dog home from Mexico, only to learn it's a big, fucking rat.
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 "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce
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08-25-2006, 10:08 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Alligators in NYC sewers.
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08-25-2006, 10:15 AM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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Is that The Tick's capybara ???
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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08-25-2006, 11:20 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Life cereal's Mikey dies after his stomach explodes from ingesting Coca-cola and Pop Rocks.
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