The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Images > Quality Images and Videos
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Quality Images and Videos Post your own images and videos of your own days

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-31-2006, 09:44 PM   #16
Aliantha
trying hard to be a better person
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
Everyone should have a sex theme park in their own home.
__________________
Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber
Aliantha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2006, 10:06 PM   #17
mrnoodle
bent
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: under the weather
Posts: 2,656
From the facial expressions, it appears she's pitching.

By the way, wasn't this going to be spam of some kind? Where's my spam?
__________________
Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh
mrnoodle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2006, 10:10 PM   #18
rkzenrage
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2006, 10:33 PM   #19
richlevy
King Of Wishful Thinking
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
Posts: 6,669
Quote:
Originally Posted by rkzenrage
A card you get when you check into your room... comes with a complimentary sample.
I can almost believe that is a real advertisement.
__________________
Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!
I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama
richlevy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2006, 10:54 PM   #20
rkzenrage
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
It would be for astroglide.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2006, 09:49 AM   #21
Clodfobble
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
Quote:
Originally Posted by richlevy
I can almost believe that is a real advertisement.
It is, except for the tagline at the bottom. KY has had a pretty active ad campaign recently for their new lubricant "personal mist" spray.
Clodfobble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2006, 01:20 PM   #22
wolf
lobber of scimitars
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
Quote:
Originally Posted by rkzenrage
A card you get when you check into your room... comes with a complimentary sample.
I have it on good authority that thou shalt not utilize KY Warming Gel for anything other than straight vanilla sex.

Seems that if it comes into contact with an orifice that does is not entirely lined with a nice mucous membrane it causes intolerable pain and burning sensations. Worse than the post jalapenos and atomic hotwings crap pain.
__________________
wolf eht htiw og

"Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island

High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis
wolf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2006, 02:55 PM   #23
Flint
Snowflake
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
Quote:
Originally Posted by wolf
I have it on good authority that thou shalt not utilize KY Warming Gel for anything other than straight vanilla sex.
Oh God. You're right (I've, uhhh, heard...) They should put that right on the package in big red letters, in fact.
__________________
******************
There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
Flint is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2006, 05:41 PM   #24
Aliantha
trying hard to be a better person
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
Well when the nerve endings are exposed because of the rupturing, it creates a very nice little doorway for the 'tiger balm' like substance to enter though. Not very pleasant at all! Not that I'd know of course. Just ordinary everyday personal lubricant next to my bed.
__________________
Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber
Aliantha is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:09 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.