If you were Gay..... - Page 2

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-11-2008, 04:22 PM

Hmm... so far, I'd exclude both radar and tw as emotionally very unsuitable. They've been tested, and the results say, "Don't." (Considering mumble, fading...)

BrianR · 05-11-2008, 06:52 PM

Androgeny gives me the willies...

Giant Salamander · 05-11-2008, 06:58 PM

Actually, I'd really enjoy experimenting with a hot black chick.

Also, dito to BrianR.

monster · 05-12-2008, 08:40 AM

I think Ib is hoping to get the willies from the sheboy too....

Sheldonrs · 05-12-2008, 08:58 AM

What makes you think I HAVEN'T had the dwellers here?

As for celebrity sex. Matt Damon. Many times. Many ways.

Trilby · 05-12-2008, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

As for celebrity sex. Matt Damon. Many times. Many ways.

Oh, who hasn't fucked Matt Damon?

SteveDallas · 05-12-2008, 09:05 AM

Wait, Sheldon, wouldn't you have to pick a woman for purposes of this poll?

monster · 05-12-2008, 09:10 AM

yeah, a nice Jewish girl.

This poll is sponsored by Sheldon's mom

Sheldonrs · 05-12-2008, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Wait, Sheldon, wouldn't you have to pick a woman for purposes of this poll?

In that case Sandra Bullock. With a strap-on.

Monster:

It can either be a nice girl OR a jewish girl. "Nice, Jewish girls" is an urban myth. :-)

SteveDallas · 05-12-2008, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

In that case Sandra Bullock. With a strap-on.

No, I meant. . . . oh, nevermind.

Cicero · 05-12-2008, 06:45 PM

Monster!! or is it Ibby's mom?

kerosene · 05-12-2008, 08:57 PM

Labrat, of course...and Cic...at the same time, please?

Iggy · 05-12-2008, 11:40 PM

Hmmm... There would be lots. jinx, case, sundae girl, labrat, ducksnuts... Cic also has a nice bum, I just don't know what the rest looks like!

We have a lot of cellar hotties. Celebrity-wise, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba are probably my favorites.

BrianR · 05-13-2008, 04:08 PM

If I were gay? Jean Claude van Damme. I know, he's not gay. But what a grand fight it would be!

Cellarite? Wolf has always been secretly in my dreams. Even though she's a girl. In some of her Indian personas I bet she's got a male spirit guide or two. Close enough.

Brian

Dingleschmutz · 05-13-2008, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

It can either be a nice girl OR a jewish girl. "Nice, Jewish girls" is an urban myth. :-)

I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...

But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.

05-11-2008, 04:22 PM	#16
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Hmm... so far, I'd exclude both radar and tw as emotionally very unsuitable. They've been tested, and the results say, "Don't." (Considering mumble, fading...) __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Androgeny gives me the willies... __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

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Giant Salamander Deity of Dogs Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 114	Actually, I'd really enjoy experimenting with a hot black chick. Also, dito to BrianR. __________________ random artstuff

05-12-2008, 08:40 AM	#19
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think Ib is hoping to get the willies from the sheboy too.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-12-2008, 08:58 AM	#20
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	What makes you think I HAVEN'T had the dwellers here? As for celebrity sex. Matt Damon. Many times. Many ways. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-12-2008, 09:05 AM	#22
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Wait, Sheldon, wouldn't you have to pick a woman for purposes of this poll?

05-12-2008, 09:10 AM	#23
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yeah, a nice Jewish girl. This poll is sponsored by Sheldon's mom __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-12-2008, 06:45 PM	#26
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Monster!! or is it Ibby's mom? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

05-12-2008, 08:57 PM	#27
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Labrat, of course...and Cic...at the same time, please?

05-12-2008, 11:40 PM	#28
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	Hmmm... There would be lots. jinx, case, sundae girl, labrat, ducksnuts... Cic also has a nice bum, I just don't know what the rest looks like! We have a lot of cellar hotties. Celebrity-wise, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba are probably my favorites. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

05-13-2008, 04:08 PM	#29
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	If I were gay? Jean Claude van Damme. I know, he's not gay. But what a grand fight it would be! Cellarite? Wolf has always been secretly in my dreams. Even though she's a girl. In some of her Indian personas I bet she's got a male spirit guide or two. Close enough. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

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