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Old 07-08-2008, 09:52 AM   #16
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Anyone who kills a Yorkshire Terrier deserves a medal.
(no chihuahuas in my neighbourhood)
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Old 07-08-2008, 10:06 AM   #17
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Maybe it's el Chupracabra.
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Old 07-08-2008, 01:18 PM   #18
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If someone chopped a German shepard in half, would that be a hate crime against the Germans?
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Old 07-08-2008, 01:32 PM   #19
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First it was cow mutilations:

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A phenomena that first started in Santa Fe county in 1947 has now spread through out the western USA. The phenomena is cow mutilations. It's of note that in the late 40's and 50's the term used for cattle mutilations in the Santa Fe area was "slashing of cattle".

Now it's chihuahua mutilations.
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Old 07-08-2008, 01:33 PM   #20
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If someone chopped a German shepard in half, would that be a hate crime against the Germans?
Is the chopping-in-half of a poodle a crime against the French?

Is the chopping-in-half of a Maltese a crime against Malta?

Jeez. This is merely a "hate crime" against the chihuahua.

I agree with those that guess that it was probably left outside (for too long) to yappity-yap-yap alldamnday.

Little yappy dogs are about as useless as cats.
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Old 07-08-2008, 02:18 PM   #21
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i'm not saying a barking dog deserves to get cut in two, but it is certainly easier to get away with that than cutting the owner in two. seriously though, this is phoenix. it has been above 115 degrees for awhile now. there is a reason that dog is barking. and it isn't just for the joy of it.
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:37 PM   #22
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i'm not saying a barking dog deserves to get cut in two,
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How wishy-washy do you have to be that you can't even commit to that?
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:56 PM   #23
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i'm not saying that it shouldn't be cut...just not in two. i prefer symmetry.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:06 PM   #24
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lengthwise?

They aren't symmetrical on the inside.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:42 PM   #25
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lengthwise?

They aren't symmetrical on the inside.
They aren't. Until you've gutted and cleaned and tenderized them sufficiently.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:53 PM   #26
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What an episode of "Animal Cops: Phoenix" this will make!
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