weird proxy foul up exposes cellar as gay haven

lumberjim · 08-25-2008, 04:24 PM

So, we have a net nanny type proxy here at CHN. And today, somehow...Me and a handfull of other users lost our internet access. I struggled with it all day, and at some point realized that I could get to the cellar, but ONLY to the cellar. no other sites. not google. not aol, none.

as I am on the phone telling our geeks on call about the issue......and I pull up the cellar to make sure i still get it, the boss looks over my shoulder and reads the following aloud:

'The Cellar: Gay for you without exchanging fluids'

yeah. that's the tag line today. so, which one of you homos wrote that one, huh?

lookout123 · 08-25-2008, 04:29 PM

hahahahalOLOLOLhafucking hahahaha! That's awesome LJ. If done properly you should be ridiculed for your gay websurfing habits for at least a month.

Undertoad · 08-25-2008, 04:32 PM

It was footer

Clodfobble · 08-25-2008, 04:32 PM

I'm trying to decide if the shouting of "Cock!" will go up or down because of this.

lookout123 · 08-25-2008, 04:35 PM

so if we started a campaign to mail cocks of all shapes and sizes to CHN, what would that do for Jim's popularity there?

BigV · 08-25-2008, 04:37 PM

SCF!!

Priceless!

lumberjim · 08-25-2008, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

It was footer

cockbite

SteveDallas · 08-25-2008, 05:18 PM

You're lucky it didn't say "The Cellar: Behave or we're going to have to buttfuck you in the mouth."

This is why I completely ignore the taglines thread... I get so much more enjoyment out of being surprised by each fresh tagline.

lumberjim · 08-25-2008, 06:42 PM

so, hey, Tony...I've been meaning to ask you.....

Do you think you could maybe change that tag line for tomorrow? The geeks are coming out to fix this problem....and well, they'll be here before I get in.....
I'm thinking something like.....

The Cellar: We want to buy Nissans for Sticker Price!

or

The Cellar: Duke Sells more cars than Pat!

or

The Cellar: Buy the Warranty AND the GAP insurance!

kthxbai

DanaC · 08-25-2008, 07:16 PM

The Cellar: In your boss's computer fuckin' up his files

Aliantha · 08-25-2008, 07:21 PM

That's bound to help Jimbo sort out his work related computer issues. lol Nice one Dana.

lumberjim · 08-25-2008, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

The Cellar: In your boss's computer fuckin' up his files

Eeeeeheeevillll woman

Teh Cellarz: Exposing your customers' personal info to the intarwebs since 1991!

lumberjim · 08-25-2008, 07:32 PM

ps:

i nose this is an artisic whammy perpetrated upon me by a jealous cellar overlord in response to my recent dabblings with bbs software and website creation. i see what you did thar, t.

ZenGum · 08-25-2008, 08:03 PM

Undertoad · 08-25-2008, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

The Cellar: Duke Sells more cars than Pat!

This is done.

The Cellar itself has sold at least 4, eh?

08-25-2008, 04:24 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	weird proxy foul up exposes cellar as gay haven So, we have a net nanny type proxy here at CHN. And today, somehow...Me and a handfull of other users lost our internet access. I struggled with it all day, and at some point realized that I could get to the cellar, but ONLY to the cellar. no other sites. not google. not aol, none. as I am on the phone telling our geeks on call about the issue......and I pull up the cellar to make sure i still get it, the boss looks over my shoulder and reads the following aloud: 'The Cellar: Gay for you without exchanging fluids' yeah. that's the tag line today. so, which one of you homos wrote that one, huh? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-25-2008, 04:29 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	hahahahalOLOLOLhafucking hahahaha! That's awesome LJ. If done properly you should be ridiculed for your gay websurfing habits for at least a month. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-25-2008, 04:32 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm trying to decide if the shouting of "Cock!" will go up or down because of this. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-25-2008, 04:35 PM	#5
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	so if we started a campaign to mail cocks of all shapes and sizes to CHN, what would that do for Jim's popularity there? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-25-2008, 04:37 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	SCF!! Priceless! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-25-2008, 04:32 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It was footer

08-25-2008, 05:18 PM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	You're lucky it didn't say "The Cellar: Behave or we're going to have to buttfuck you in the mouth." This is why I completely ignore the taglines thread... I get so much more enjoyment out of being surprised by each fresh tagline.

08-25-2008, 06:42 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	so, hey, Tony...I've been meaning to ask you..... Do you think you could maybe change that tag line for tomorrow? The geeks are coming out to fix this problem....and well, they'll be here before I get in..... I'm thinking something like..... The Cellar: We want to buy Nissans for Sticker Price! or The Cellar: Duke Sells more cars than Pat! or The Cellar: Buy the Warranty AND the GAP insurance! kthxbai __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-25-2008, 07:16 PM	#10
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	The Cellar: In your boss's computer fuckin' up his files

08-25-2008, 07:21 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	That's bound to help Jimbo sort out his work related computer issues. lol Nice one Dana. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-25-2008, 07:32 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ps: i nose this is an artisic whammy perpetrated upon me by a jealous cellar overlord in response to my recent dabblings with bbs software and website creation. i see what you did thar, t. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-25-2008, 08:03 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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