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Old 04-08-2009, 07:25 AM   #16
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What was his name?
Steve Martin - an old, old bit.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 04-08-2009, 07:34 AM   #17
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My ex and I were riding the ferry at Put-in-Bay, and a bunch of mexican guys were hanging around the cars below. We were on the top deck. One of the guys yelled up to me "Hey, do you have a little Mexican in you?" I thought it was because of my coloring, and I replied no. He said "Do you want one?"

We laughed and laughed.
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:52 AM   #18
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how come everybody thought jinx was Mexican? Didn't she have a sig line like "Only LOOKS Mexican" - ? Or am I thinking of someone else? coz I made a lot of jokes about that to her.....hm.......

eta: I like a bit of s&m. Not too much. Just Vanilla S&M. Nothing too...death defying. maybe I'm not really well versed enough in it to say...I guess I just like to be bitten now and again...vampire-y.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-08-2009, 10:44 AM   #19
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eta: I like a bit of s&m. Not too much. Just Vanilla S&M...
It's not really S&M if the only thing getting whipped is the cream!


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Old 04-08-2009, 11:47 AM   #20
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It's not really S&M if the only thing getting whipped is the cream!

Teach Me!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:15 PM   #21
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Teach Me!
Grow a penis!
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Old 04-08-2009, 03:44 PM   #22
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see? Sheldon hates me.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-08-2009, 03:45 PM   #23
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And Flint is crazy.
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Old 04-08-2009, 03:48 PM   #24
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And Flint is crazy.
I'm really starting to bond with you, Queen.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:14 PM   #25
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It's true, Flint is crazy. Every so often though he posts something that completely blows my mind and makes me think he is one of those frighteningly clever people. Madness and genius eh?
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:37 PM   #26
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see? Sheldon hates me.
Nope. Just the dirth of dick.


(and the plethora of pussy)
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Old 04-08-2009, 06:34 PM   #27
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I think you meant dearth...I can see how you made that mistake. Clearly you were thinking about cock and the word girth crept in. *grins*
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Old 04-08-2009, 06:58 PM   #28
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how come everybody thought jinx was Mexican? Didn't she have a sig line like "Only LOOKS Mexican" - ? Or am I thinking of someone else? coz I made a lot of jokes about that to her.....hm.......
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that was just one of my random user titles......you sucker.
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:05 PM   #29
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It's true, Flint is crazy. Every so often though he posts something that completely blows my mind and makes me think he is one of those frighteningly clever people. Madness and genius eh?
You have no idea... brilliant, hillarious though often exasperating and still somehow endering enough to make it near impossible to stay irritated at him once you see his face... which I'm sorry you guys miss out on... or maybe I not... lol
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Old 04-08-2009, 08:01 PM   #30
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Grow a penis!
Did you realise that is an anagram of Spiro Agnew?
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