Deer are douchebag assholes

squirell nutkin · 01-07-2010, 12:23 PM

They are big, fucking, useless, don't taste especially good, and they are vandals who fucked up my car last night.

They suck.

Nirvana · 01-07-2010, 12:25 PM

Damn SN that really sucks! Glad you are alright.

Guess that will be the last time you call me a whore in a Cellar thread.

JK!

squirell nutkin · 01-07-2010, 12:32 PM

So you got the check? Great! when can you start?
:p

Nirvana · 01-07-2010, 12:35 PM

How do you think I paid the deer?

Undertoad · 01-07-2010, 01:13 PM

Owls are assholes

jinx · 01-07-2010, 01:25 PM

Ah, young grasshopper, deer walk in the shadows like ninja warrior. You must search deep within yourself or they become pavement pelt.

Radar · 01-07-2010, 02:45 PM

What are you talking about. Deer taste great! I love venison sautéed in a little olive oil with garlic and shallots. Great stuff.

Cloud · 01-07-2010, 02:52 PM

I'm sure they think the same of the large metal creatures and softer two legs driving them.

squirell nutkin · 01-07-2010, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar

What are you talking about. Deer taste great! I love venison sautéed in a little olive oil with garlic and shallots. Great stuff.

Help yourself:
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squirell nutkin · 01-07-2010, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Ah, young grasshopper, deer walk in the shadows like ninja warrior. You must search deep within yourself or they become pavement pelt.

Maybe some deer, this one RAN in the headlights like a knucklehead.

squirell nutkin · 01-07-2010, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Owls are assholes

Oh yeah, you can bet they're on report!

SamIam · 01-07-2010, 03:16 PM

Deer are suicidal. They should all be on prozac. Where I live there are 80 billion deer. Where I lived before that there are 80 gazillion. People were scared to go on the highway after 3:00pm. A popular pass time was listening in to the police radio to see who had gotten whacked now. I kid you not, there were containers on every corner where people could throw their deer skins.

Deer like to wait around blind corners, then hop out at the last second. I think its part of a plot to get rid of humans. Radar should come out here and stuff himself on venison. Give me elk any day.

busterb · 01-07-2010, 05:16 PM

I almost got a doe, when returning from store, here in town.
Asshats charged me $4.20 for maters I didn't buy.
That was reason for trip. Refund. Food Giant sucks.

Elspode · 01-07-2010, 05:28 PM

Last Spring, a friend of mine was driving home from Pagan camp, when he hit a flying deer. It seems a car going the other way hit it as it leaped and deflected it into his Geo Metro. Fucked it right up, it did.

Shawnee123 · 01-07-2010, 05:33 PM

One time, at Pagan camp...

Oh deer, I am sorry.

01-07-2010, 12:23 PM	#1
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01-07-2010, 12:25 PM	#2
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Damn SN that really sucks! Glad you are alright. Guess that will be the last time you call me a whore in a Cellar thread. JK! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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01-07-2010, 12:35 PM	#4
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	How do you think I paid the deer? __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-07-2010, 01:25 PM	#6
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Ah, young grasshopper, deer walk in the shadows like ninja warrior. You must search deep within yourself or they become pavement pelt. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-07-2010, 01:13 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Owls are assholes

01-07-2010, 02:45 PM	#7
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	What are you talking about. Deer taste great! I love venison sautéed in a little olive oil with garlic and shallots. Great stuff. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

01-07-2010, 02:52 PM	#8
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I'm sure they think the same of the large metal creatures and softer two legs driving them. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-07-2010, 03:16 PM	#12
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Deer are suicidal. They should all be on prozac. Where I live there are 80 billion deer. Where I lived before that there are 80 gazillion. People were scared to go on the highway after 3:00pm. A popular pass time was listening in to the police radio to see who had gotten whacked now. I kid you not, there were containers on every corner where people could throw their deer skins. Deer like to wait around blind corners, then hop out at the last second. I think its part of a plot to get rid of humans. Radar should come out here and stuff himself on venison. Give me elk any day.

01-07-2010, 05:16 PM	#13
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	I almost got a doe, when returning from store, here in town. Asshats charged me $4.20 for maters I didn't buy. That was reason for trip. Refund. Food Giant sucks. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

01-07-2010, 05:28 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Last Spring, a friend of mine was driving home from Pagan camp, when he hit a flying deer. It seems a car going the other way hit it as it leaped and deflected it into his Geo Metro. Fucked it right up, it did. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-07-2010, 05:33 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	One time, at Pagan camp... Oh deer, I am sorry. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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