CA, Land of Fruits & Nuts

xoxoxoBruce · 11-10-2010, 06:04 AM

Direct from Sacramento...

Bullitt · 11-10-2010, 07:21 AM

She may be nuts, but I'd still tap that. Damn.

Undertoad · 11-10-2010, 07:30 AM

I don't know who said it Bullitt but "don't stick your dick in crazy"

Trilby · 11-10-2010, 07:39 AM

I'd love to have coffee with her.

I really like her schtick: Greetings humanoids! Pay money to see my amateur soft-core porn or risk anihilation as a species!

Undertoad · 11-10-2010, 08:01 AM

Can't be an attention whore without being a whore.

BigV · 11-10-2010, 04:32 PM

Is she still an attention whore if I pay her none?

Aliantha · 11-10-2010, 04:34 PM

I thought this was going to be about the california dates I get from the organic grocer. They're very yummy.

Griff · 11-10-2010, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

I don't know who said it Bullitt but "don't stick your dick in crazy"

Bullitt is about the age I was when I failed to toe the line on this. No end to the grief fella, even though you prolly won't listen when opportunity knocks... boots.

Bullitt · 11-10-2010, 05:20 PM

I'm plenty familiar with crazy, they're either drawn to me or vice versa. Dated a girl this summer who was bipolar and pretended to commit suicide to get me to drive an hour to see her at 3am. Not even joking. I didn't drive down, instead I called the cops and the paramedics to find her out in the woods and take her ass to the hospital. It was the end of an interesting three months of dating lol.

Getgo · 11-10-2010, 11:38 PM

She needs to lay off the SyFy t.v. shows.

footfootfoot · 11-10-2010, 11:55 PM

How is California like Granola?
Once you get rid of the fruits and nuts all that's left are the flakes.

11-10-2010, 06:04 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	CA, Land of Fruits & Nuts Direct from Sacramento... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-10-2010, 07:21 AM	#2
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	She may be nuts, but I'd still tap that. Damn. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

11-10-2010, 07:39 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'd love to have coffee with her. I really like her schtick: Greetings humanoids! Pay money to see my amateur soft-core porn or risk anihilation as a species! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-10-2010, 04:32 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Is she still an attention whore if I pay her none? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-10-2010, 04:34 PM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I thought this was going to be about the california dates I get from the organic grocer. They're very yummy. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-10-2010, 07:30 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I don't know who said it Bullitt but "don't stick your dick in crazy"

11-10-2010, 08:01 AM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Can't be an attention whore without being a whore.

11-10-2010, 05:20 PM	#9
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	I'm plenty familiar with crazy, they're either drawn to me or vice versa. Dated a girl this summer who was bipolar and pretended to commit suicide to get me to drive an hour to see her at 3am. Not even joking. I didn't drive down, instead I called the cops and the paramedics to find her out in the woods and take her ass to the hospital. It was the end of an interesting three months of dating lol. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

11-10-2010, 11:38 PM	#10
Getgo Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 94	She needs to lay off the SyFy t.v. shows.

11-10-2010, 11:55 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	How is California like Granola? Once you get rid of the fruits and nuts all that's left are the flakes. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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