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Old 02-06-2013, 10:52 PM   #1
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Doping in all sports

I see your Lance Armstrong, and raise you ... Australia!

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An Australian Crime Commission* investigation has found widespread drug use in Australian professional sport, with some athletes being given substances not yet approved for human use.

The year-long investigation says organised criminal networks have been involved in distributing the drugs to athletes and support staff, including doctors and coaches.

In at least one case an entire team is believed to have been doped.

A former head of the Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority says today is the "blackest day in Australian sport" while Justice Minister Jason Clare says "the findings are shocking and they'll disgust Australian sports fans".

The report's key points:

The use of prohibited substances, including peptides, hormones, and illicit drugs, is widespread amongst professional athletes.

The Australian Crime Commission says no code is immune from the scandal.

Players are being administered with drugs not yet approved for human use.

The doping is being run by sports scientists, coaches, support staff, doctors and pharmacists.

Organised crime is involved in distributing the drugs and, in one possible case, match-fixing.

The Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority (ASADA) will get new powers to conduct a "full and unhindered investigation".

Authorities are refusing to name the athletes and teams involved, but Victoria Police say a confidential version of the report contains names.
* ACC is roughly the equivalent of the FBI.

Our culture takes sport more seriously than religion. This is going to upset a LOT of apple carts.
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:22 AM   #2
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How are people supposed to stay ahead of all those venomous critters, gators, and drop bears, without help?
Oh, road-train drivers, who would do that shit, clean & sober?
Think of the children's lives saved by mother's little helpers.


And the astronauts, bet they've got good shit.
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Old 02-07-2013, 05:27 AM   #3
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Baseball is about to go through another round of PED nonsense. On the upside the Yanks will be able to void ARod's contract.
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:06 AM   #4
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Its just a joke. Obviously warney started it with his mums fluid pills. Now everyone's doing it. Shame australia, shame!

On the other hand, that's life!
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:34 PM   #5
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It was a big item on 5 Live last night and this morning.
I was interested for a while, but when I was a captive audience (ie actually in the shower with wet hair) I did wish they'd move on to something else.

I feel the same about "scandals" in the FA, so it's not a parochial reaction.
I just wanted to go back to the discussion about offering "child-free" zones on aeroplanes. That has more imapact on my life... Or did back when I last flew! 2008?

Hope it is all thoroughly investigated though. The guest Aussie sports writer said that Australian press had laid into the rest of the world's doping and gambling scandals for years now, and now the chooks were coming home to roost.
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:41 AM   #6
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I think doping should be mandatory
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