OW OW OW I burnt the shit out of my hand - Page 3

Sundae · 02-09-2013, 02:10 PM

Your cooze.
(laughs manically and runs away)

DanaC · 02-09-2013, 02:11 PM

Hehehehe.

Also: psycho pirate. Excellent.

Sundae · 02-09-2013, 02:11 PM

Gotta love Wilson Wilson; so good they named him twice.

Crimson Ghost · 02-10-2013, 05:07 AM

If, for some reason, you are suddenly flung against barbwire, and are lacerated, press the edges of the wound together, coat liberally with KrazyGlue, GorillaGlue, or some such item, and seal it with duct tape. 100MPH tape works great in this instance. Aftercare with the medics is usually recommended.

Has nothing to do with your finger...
/The more you know...

Pete Zicato · 02-11-2013, 08:39 AM

Next time, foot, forget the cold compresses. Fill a bowl with ice. Add water to fill in between the ice. Plunge your hand in the bowl. Take three ibuprofen.

It's gotten me through a couple of nasty burns.

Pete Zicato · 02-11-2013, 08:40 AM

Ok Brits. You call a flashlight a torch. So what do you call a torch - like what foot used to BBQ his fingers?

infinite monkey · 02-11-2013, 08:46 AM

A poppertop.

Sundae · 02-11-2013, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Ok Brits. You call a flashlight a torch. So what do you call a torch - like what foot used to BBQ his fingers?

A torch of course!
We bin around longer than you New-Worlders.
We use OLD words.

Actually Americans often use older words. Fall (as in the season), and garbage come to mind. Not used here now.

Pete Zicato · 02-11-2013, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

A torch of course!
We bin around longer than you New-Worlders.
We use OLD words.

Actually Americans often use older words. Fall (as in the season), and garbage come to mind. Not used here now.

So you tell the difference through context?

I didn't know that about fall and garbage.

I have read that the speech of Appalachians is quite close to Elizabethan England.

infinite monkey · 02-11-2013, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

I have read that the speech of Appalachians is quite close to Elizabethan England.

Oh, piddly-poo and nonsense, y'all!

footfootfoot · 02-11-2013, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Next time, foot, forget the cold compresses. Fill a bowl with ice. Add water to fill in between the ice. Plunge your hand in the bowl. Take three ibuprofen.

It's gotten me through a couple of nasty burns.

I used one of those frozen gel packs until it melted, then I put the burn gel lidocaine stuff on it. The next moring all the pain was gone. The first major blister broke last night after washing up after a marathon brewing session. There are a couple of other blisters beginning to form.

I'm surprised it wasn't painful after the first day.

infinite monkey · 02-11-2013, 09:51 AM

No, no, no:

Quote:

Caution

Don't use ice. Putting ice directly on a burn can cause a person's body to become too cold and cause further damage to the wound...
Cool the burn. Hold the burned area under cool (not cold) running water for 10 or 15 minutes or until the pain subsides. If this is impractical, immerse the burn in cool water or cool it with cold compresses. Cooling the burn reduces swelling by conducting heat away from the skin. Don't put ice on the burn.

From Ham on Rye, Hold the Mayo

footfootfoot · 02-11-2013, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

No, no, no:

From Ham on Rye, Hold the Mayo

Yeah, I read that about an hour after I had iced it. I did put a cloth napkin between the ice and the burn. I'm still alive.

My thumb fell off, but I'm still alive.

infinite monkey · 02-11-2013, 10:29 AM

Well, it's better than butter.

Betty Botter bought some butter to better her burn.
But she said, sounding bitter, this butter better not burn my burn even better.
Betty Botter borrowed the batter from Baltimore and her burn felt better because of the batter who battered better.

BigV · 02-11-2013, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Apply cold glass, liberally.

First Law of Laboratory Work:

Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.

02-09-2013, 02:10 PM	#31
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Your cooze. (laughs manically and runs away) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-09-2013, 02:11 PM	#33
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Gotta love Wilson Wilson; so good they named him twice. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-10-2013, 05:07 AM	#34
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	If, for some reason, you are suddenly flung against barbwire, and are lacerated, press the edges of the wound together, coat liberally with KrazyGlue, GorillaGlue, or some such item, and seal it with duct tape. 100MPH tape works great in this instance. Aftercare with the medics is usually recommended. Has nothing to do with your finger... /The more you know... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

02-11-2013, 08:39 AM	#35
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Next time, foot, forget the cold compresses. Fill a bowl with ice. Add water to fill in between the ice. Plunge your hand in the bowl. Take three ibuprofen. It's gotten me through a couple of nasty burns. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

02-11-2013, 08:40 AM	#36
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Ok Brits. You call a flashlight a torch. So what do you call a torch - like what foot used to BBQ his fingers? __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

02-11-2013, 08:46 AM	#37
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	A poppertop.

02-11-2013, 10:29 AM	#44
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Well, it's better than butter. Betty Botter bought some butter to better her burn. But she said, sounding bitter, this butter better not burn my burn even better. Betty Botter borrowed the batter from Baltimore and her burn felt better because of the batter who battered better.

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