Ingredient Snozzberries: My findings on Snozzberries

[lumberjim]

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=32317

These Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries.

Also: it took my phone 2 times to learn the word Snozzberries. It predicted the 3rd Snozzberries.

[Crimson Ghost]

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/t...ildrens-movie/

[lumberjim]

Oh damn. That is news to me. These Snozzberries taste like dickheads.

I have never tasted either.... So it's kind of just interesting trivia.

Has me thinking though. What DO Snozzberries taste like?


I expect they taste like the palm of your hand when you do a tequila shot and have to lick the salt out of your hand.

I'm probably wrong. If my snozberry was long enough, or I was thin and flexible enough, I imagine I'd know, but I'd never admit it.

I would bet a month's pay that every male that can do that HAS done that.

[Crimson Ghost]

[Clodfobble]

Okay, hang on. Just hang on a damn minute.

Do you go fishing with a dick joke?
Did you check your turkey's temperature with a dick joke?
Did you love to eat a dick joke every day after school in the 1970s?

No. You used a rod & tackle, meat thermometer, and ding dong, respectively.

Originally Posted by the Cracked article

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was written in 1964, 15 years before My Uncle Oswald revealed that the wallpaper was made to taste like the head of a penis.

Right. The porn book was written after the children's book, meaning the innocent usage came first, just like every other example of dick slang in the world. The only way this would be shocking is if the porn book came first and then Dahl chose it on purpose for the kids book after the word had already been sullied. As it is, it's a bit of self-referential humor from a character who is supposed to be witty and original rather than sticking with the same old boring euphemisms.

FURTHERMORE: The snozzberries are clearly implied to be the balls, not the penis. Cracked hires writers with brains as big as snozzberries.

[glatt]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Cracked hires writers with brains as big as snozzberries.

I dunno. It takes skill to make a story that sounds convincing to a lazy reader when the facts that are being related directly contradict the narrative.

[captainhook455]

What the fuck is a snozzberrie? My phone didn't correct that word. Is it possible that there is a snozzberrie creature on the planet and we are slanderizing some pale snail? Has anyone been Snipe hunting lately?

tarheel

[xoxoxoBruce]

LJ has taken control of your phone.

[lumberjim]

This is a clone thread, tarheel. They annoy stodgy mods on serious forums. It's one of the things that got me banned on kainams forum. They never gave it a chance to become fun like this one.

UT struck on a basic formula back in 1776 when he created the internet, and it's tenants remain relevant.

3 ways you can get banned:

1. Break the law with the forum.
2. Attempt to break the forum.
3. Be intolerably irritating.

The key to that last one is how much irritation you can tolerate. Also having faith in your users to self police that. Kainam prefers to squash open discussion and use his mods to privately bully members into conforming rather than trying to defend his reasoning for liking or disliking pesky members.

Its not easy to describe, but I really believe we are sitting right in the sweet spot in this cellar.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Snozzberry proponent sitting in his sweet spot? Hmmm...

[BigV]

* Tenets

[captainhook455]

Sounds like another Depends moment.

tarheel

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by BigV

* Tenets

No, I meant the people that rent the cellar....


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