Weird News - Page 244

Griff · 11-26-2016, 04:58 PM

love that

Gravdigr · 12-09-2016, 01:05 PM

Judge Reinhold arrested at Dallas airport checkpoint

xoxoxoBruce · 12-09-2016, 01:24 PM

WTF? If he had already cleared security but they had a problem with his bag, why would pat him down instead of the bag?
I'm glad I don't fly anymore, I'd never make it on the plane.

tw · 12-14-2016, 10:42 AM

Its not news. But is a curiosity.
Surfing

Gravdigr · 12-17-2016, 04:13 PM

Woman rescues her attacked ~~pup~~ dog with a tip she learned on Reddit

Undertoad · 12-17-2016, 09:58 PM

West Ham fans name post man of the match in victory over Hull

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West Ham fans had no doubt about the star of Saturday's 1-0 win over Hull - voting the post as man of the match.

Hull hit the frame of the goal three times before Mark Noble's disputed penalty sealed the points for West Ham.

BigV · 12-17-2016, 10:06 PM

I've heard it said that Offense wins games, Defense wins championships. Well, here's some more weird "football" news as proof of that aphorism:

Seattle Sounders FC win MLS Championship 2016 match without recording even a single shot on goal during regulation time and overtime.

Undertoad · 12-21-2016, 10:29 PM

Ikea says illegal teenage sleepovers must end

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Ikea is urging teenagers to stop creeping into its stores and having illegal sleepovers.

About 10 "non-sponsored sleepovers" have been logged across the world by the Swedish furniture giant this year.

In the past, people have hidden themselves in stores in the US, Canada, UK, Belgium, Netherlands, Japan, Australia and Poland.

Most recently, two 14-year-old girls were caught after spending the night at the branch in Jonkoping in Sweden.

Problem is, all the kitchen stuff will be packed away, so no meatballs when you get hungry.

glatt · 12-22-2016, 07:33 AM

Fools!

Now it's going to go viral with copycats and they are going to have to hire teams of employees to open each cabinet in every store and make sure it's empty.

Clodfobble · 12-22-2016, 08:42 AM

Which is what they want, for teenagers to believe IKEA is cool and spend lots of harmless, playful time in there--"OMG guys, you know what? This bed is pretty comfortable!"--as if it were their own idea.

Except when a bunch of hooligans eventually get high in there and trash the place, they'll wish they hadn't tried to turn this into a secret marketing campaign.

footfootfoot · 12-22-2016, 10:31 AM

Nah, motion detectors and or sniffing dogs, followed up with unrelenting pressing of charges and paying off local prosecutors to take the families to the mat would get the word out quick enough that it is a bad ikea to sleep at Ikea.

see what I did there?

classicman · 12-22-2016, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Now it's going to go viral with copycats and they are going to have to hire teams of employees to open each cabinet in every store and make sure it's empty.

Its Trump's fault. He's creating jobs all over the world!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-25-2016, 11:03 AM

Somewhere we discussed the plastic rice, I don't remember where, and I said they confiscated several tons in Africa. Here's the result...

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The artificial food products are popular with restaurants to display menu choices as they always look fresh and never rot. Artificial rice is made of PVC, a white, brittle plastic.

The product is designed to be used at room temperature, so degradation could start from 70 degrees Celsius. “They shouldn’t put it on the stove. It isn’t food,” Zhou said.

He said he was puzzled why anyone would smuggle artificial rice to sell as real in Africa, as the product his company sold cost more than 70 yuan for 1kg, or 10 times the price of real rice in China. In Africa the cost would increase due to shipping and other costs.

I suspect it was stolen somewhere along the way.

link

sexobon · 12-27-2016, 12:42 AM

It was the Snap, Crackle, and Pop gang.

Snakeadelic · 12-30-2016, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Fools!

Now it's going to go viral with copycats and they are going to have to hire teams of employees to open each cabinet in every store and make sure it's empty.

At least it will create employment opportunities, right? Although "Nighttime anti-teenager Ikea patrol" might look weird on a resume.

11-26-2016, 04:58 PM	#3646
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12-09-2016, 01:05 PM	#3647
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12-09-2016, 01:24 PM	#3648
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12-17-2016, 04:13 PM	#3650
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12-17-2016, 10:06 PM	#3652
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I've heard it said that Offense wins games, Defense wins championships. Well, here's some more weird "football" news as proof of that aphorism: Seattle Sounders FC win MLS Championship 2016 match without recording even a single shot on goal during regulation time and overtime. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-14-2016, 10:42 AM	#3649
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Its not news. But is a curiosity. Surfing

12-22-2016, 07:33 AM	#3654
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Fools! Now it's going to go viral with copycats and they are going to have to hire teams of employees to open each cabinet in every store and make sure it's empty.

12-22-2016, 08:42 AM	#3655
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Which is what they want, for teenagers to believe IKEA is cool and spend lots of harmless, playful time in there--"OMG guys, you know what? This bed is pretty comfortable!"--as if it were their own idea. Except when a bunch of hooligans eventually get high in there and trash the place, they'll wish they hadn't tried to turn this into a secret marketing campaign. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-22-2016, 10:31 AM	#3656
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Nah, motion detectors and or sniffing dogs, followed up with unrelenting pressing of charges and paying off local prosecutors to take the families to the mat would get the word out quick enough that it is a bad ikea to sleep at Ikea. see what I did there? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-27-2016, 12:42 AM	#3659
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	It was the Snap, Crackle, and Pop gang.

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