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Undertoad
Seven words at a time story...
06-18-2008,
08:44 PM
Griff
gas station crapper wishing...
06-18-2008,
08:50 PM
glatt
about the mess. I'll get a...
06-18-2008,
09:39 PM
Clodfobble
"No no no no! Please don't!"...
06-18-2008,
09:45 PM
lumberjim
Clodfobble, Brianna,...
06-18-2008,
10:09 PM
spudcon
the janitor.We'll mop it up....
06-19-2008,
12:20 AM
DucksNuts
Jinx commented, "we dint have...
06-19-2008,
05:27 AM
Sundae
But they secretly loved it,...
06-19-2008,
05:29 AM
DanaC
more...but this time they...
06-19-2008,
05:50 AM
Sundae
with sweet, sweet, chocolate...
06-19-2008,
06:00 AM
spudcon
only for the mouth watering...
06-19-2008,
08:30 AM
lumberjim
percolative faculties...
06-19-2008,
11:41 AM
lookout123
the zyxst apricot to fall...
06-19-2008,
12:22 PM
footfootfoot
mouth of the Venezuelan coat...
06-19-2008,
01:27 PM
lookout123
Jinx had brought home for his...
06-19-2008,
01:49 PM
Undertoad
"Mouthing an apricot," he...
06-19-2008,
02:26 PM
lumberjim
the same thing as what that...
06-19-2008,
04:28 PM
lookout123
behind the gas station had...
06-19-2008,
04:44 PM
DanaC
do to him for a few dollars.
06-19-2008,
05:42 PM
JuancoRocks
I'll give you gas, wait here...
06-19-2008,
06:40 PM
lookout123
I get the camera and goat for
06-19-2008,
06:43 PM
classicman
you and your friend. Who...
06-19-2008,
06:50 PM
Clodfobble
leftover apricot?" the man...
06-19-2008,
10:47 PM
Crimson Ghost
slowly raised his hand, and...
06-20-2008,
01:43 AM
Sundae
"I know someone who swallows...
06-20-2008,
03:32 AM
classicman
He then timidly looked over...
06-20-2008,
08:19 AM
lookout123
delicious and darling, yet...
06-20-2008,
09:39 AM
classicman
sidekick Jinx, who was...
06-20-2008,
01:08 PM
Undertoad
a box of nectarines. "These...
06-20-2008,
02:03 PM
lookout123
plumper than the ones you...
06-20-2008,
02:09 PM
classicman
, when we last came, in your...
06-20-2008,
04:23 PM
Undertoad
Remember I washed your pants...
06-20-2008,
05:20 PM
limey
Lumberjim smiled, fondly...
06-20-2008,
06:15 PM
Sundae
Jinx said, "I love these...
06-20-2008,
06:29 PM
DucksNuts
very kiwi fruit like...firm,...
06-20-2008,
10:34 PM
lumberjim
green inside? That's when it...
06-20-2008,
10:53 PM
Crimson Ghost
to go horribly, horribly...
06-20-2008,
11:05 PM
lookout123
"what the? I don't remember...
06-20-2008,
11:53 PM
Griff
baseman. He must have been...
06-21-2008,
06:38 AM
limey
a tree frog and half an apple
06-21-2008,
07:57 AM
Undertoad
or some other fruit that...
06-21-2008,
08:43 AM
lumberjim
with the fall color scheme...
06-21-2008,
09:00 AM
lookout123
for the plethora of rashes he...
06-21-2008,
12:29 PM
classicman
found in his nether regions...
06-22-2008,
11:10 AM
lumberjim
traveled down south to those...
06-22-2008,
07:18 PM
Undertoad
The orchards were always so...
06-22-2008,
08:09 PM
Griff
remember to bring the lotion...
06-22-2008,
08:37 PM
classicman
that plethora of rashes which...
06-22-2008,
09:47 PM
elSicomoro
painfully ravages your ass...
06-22-2008,
09:58 PM
Undertoad
two types of lotion to choose...
06-22-2008,
10:12 PM
elSicomoro
lavender jasmine mint or pine...
06-22-2008,
10:20 PM
Undertoad
People say the former is more...
06-22-2008,
11:25 PM
Crimson Ghost
if you're into that sort of...
06-23-2008,
12:24 AM
Griff
"That most definitely is my...
06-23-2008,
05:18 AM
lumberjim
Said Austin Powers, stepping...
06-23-2008,
08:04 AM
SteveDallas
Lumberjim and wiping off his...
06-23-2008,
09:13 AM
lumberjim
had a Tshirt on that said:...
06-23-2008,
10:40 AM
Clodfobble
Is A Man, Baby! So very...
06-23-2008,
10:48 AM
lookout123
Suddenly he froze in place...
06-23-2008,
02:03 PM
Glinda
cold hands down his pants,...
06-23-2008,
02:44 PM
classicman
OH MY GOD! Where'd that come...
06-23-2008,
03:11 PM
glatt
His long-lost childhood teddy...
06-23-2008,
03:24 PM
limey
was grasped in the clutches...
06-23-2008,
03:36 PM
Crimson Ghost
large green, red and yellow...
06-23-2008,
04:55 PM
lookout123
cellery. cellery?!? WTF? ...
06-23-2008,
05:04 PM
SteveDallas
that celery came in red. Its...
06-23-2008,
05:07 PM
lookout123
appeared bulbous and...
06-23-2008,
05:50 PM
Clodfobble
piece of rhubarb would have....
06-23-2008,
05:55 PM
lookout123
,of course, logically named...
06-23-2008,
09:45 PM
Undertoad
crack whore who lived nearby....
06-24-2008,
12:52 AM
Griff
was Idaho Pokey the roughest,...
06-24-2008,
05:13 AM
lookout123
transvestite, transsexual,...
06-24-2008,
03:05 PM
Undertoad
normal. So naturally, the...
06-24-2008,
04:26 PM
spudcon
transported to Transvaal, to...
06-25-2008,
12:25 AM
Yznhymr
seven metrosexual monks high...
06-25-2008,
01:04 AM
limey
and onion stuffing....
06-25-2008,
12:28 PM
lookout123
, that gloriously...
06-25-2008,
04:18 PM
Sundae
was in the dryer - WTF!? -...
06-25-2008,
06:12 PM
lookout123
It fit loosely, exactly like...
06-26-2008,
01:05 PM
lumberjim
,Lee. On the very...
06-26-2008,
02:14 PM
classicman
the strong, young, strapping...
06-26-2008,
06:12 PM
regular.joe
take up those crochet lessons...
06-26-2008,
06:36 PM
JuancoRocks
thought were crotch lessons,...
06-26-2008,
09:52 PM
lookout123
to lick a lot o' puss, but
06-27-2008,
02:21 AM
Griff
the SPCA has him on a watch
06-27-2008,
06:38 AM
Sundae
thankfully. The crochet...
06-27-2008,
06:48 AM
SteveDallas
discipline students with her...
06-27-2008,
09:05 AM
regular.joe
The barrel of the Glock...
06-27-2008,
02:08 PM
Sundae
blocked with ear wax, which...
06-27-2008,
06:08 PM
Griff
saving to falsify a...
06-27-2008,
08:44 PM
regular.joe
the half life of the isotope...
06-27-2008,
09:49 PM
classicman
when dealing with his rash...
06-27-2008,
11:14 PM
lumberjim
years ago. Scientifically...
06-27-2008,
11:31 PM
spudcon
of his feet stink like...
06-28-2008,
12:16 AM
DanaC
have been partially digested...
06-28-2008,
06:03 AM
Undertoad
Nobody is certain why this is...
06-28-2008,
06:33 AM
DanaC
but if we can get some funding
06-28-2008,
06:40 AM
Griff
we can give you any answer you
06-28-2008,
06:55 AM
Sundae
prefer. Meanwhile, back at...
06-28-2008,
07:12 AM
limey
Commissioner Gordon was...
06-28-2008,
07:23 AM
Sundae
which LJ eyed covetously. ...
06-28-2008,
07:25 AM
lumberjim
pose in without first...
06-28-2008,
08:26 AM
Griff
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt,...
06-28-2008,
08:41 AM
lumberjim
Tits" George Carlin memorial...
06-28-2008,
09:04 AM
classicman
she really put her foot in it
06-28-2008,
09:34 AM
Undertoad
, she'd discover that the...
06-28-2008,
03:41 PM
lookout123
Life as a self-actualizing...
06-28-2008,
06:51 PM
Sundae
doesn't bode well for LJ's...
06-28-2008,
06:52 PM
lookout123
capital effort, hookers on...
06-28-2008,
06:54 PM
Clodfobble
Cirque du Soleil touring...
06-28-2008,
06:55 PM
Sundae
Jinx should get prepared for...
06-28-2008,
07:10 PM
Undertoad
phallus from LJ, as he...
06-28-2008,
09:18 PM
lumberjim
Vietnamese midget juggling...
06-28-2008,
09:30 PM
SteveDallas
how much jinx hates spangles,...
06-28-2008,
11:41 PM
Undertoad
spangly wang may result in...
06-29-2008,
08:56 AM
DanaC
As all this was happening,...
06-29-2008,
10:36 AM
Griff
a butterfly flaps its wings...
06-29-2008,
10:50 AM
Lena
cat to spot it and pounce at
06-29-2008,
11:54 AM
Undertoad
it, barely missing; but the...
06-29-2008,
12:50 PM
lumberjim
the cat's weight, as it...
06-29-2008,
12:54 PM
Griff
toppled a vial of mercury...
06-29-2008,
01:03 PM
lookout123
wrath of the dreaded boo boys...
06-29-2008,
01:34 PM
spudcon
the South Bronx, initiating...
06-29-2008,
04:41 PM
Sundae
but this show is not fooling...
06-29-2008,
06:16 PM
DanaC
It's time we got started on...
06-30-2008,
05:53 AM
Sundae
soup course. Mock turtle was...
06-30-2008,
07:28 AM
Griff
served with a splash of...
06-30-2008,
08:15 AM
limey
or should that be gumbo? LJ...
07-04-2008,
05:03 PM
lookout123
his ego yet again with more...
07-04-2008,
11:22 PM
Sundae
grunts than strictly...
07-05-2008,
08:57 AM
lookout123
amount of skin left in the...
07-05-2008,
10:05 AM
regular.joe
place next to the left side of
07-05-2008,
12:42 PM
lookout123
that quaint little taint that...
07-05-2008,
12:52 PM
limey
right, you know? LJ stroked...
07-05-2008,
03:04 PM
Sundae
practised hand. In a teeny...
07-05-2008,
03:56 PM
spudcon
On beany weeny day, he would...
07-19-2008,
02:30 PM
SteveDallas
"Jinx, you should wear your...
07-19-2008,
04:26 PM
Sundae
sunglasses to the BBQ. ...
07-19-2008,
06:04 PM
Griff
when you wore those big old...
07-19-2008,
07:19 PM
Undertoad
John glasses? You didn't see...
07-19-2008,
07:36 PM
Sundae
squirt of stickiness headed...
07-19-2008,
07:49 PM
shoot
forehead,where upon impact a...
07-23-2008,
02:28 AM
spudcon
Maori warriors went break...
07-23-2008,
03:42 PM
Dude111
lap and then ordered some...
10-11-2020,
01:15 AM
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classicman
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
OH MY GOD! Where'd that come from?
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