A case of mistaken orientation

[ladysycamore]

Originally posted by lumberjim
For the Straight people:
Have you ever been "hit on" by a gay person? What did you do?

OH lordy..the memories this thread brings up....

Incident #1: Lesbian flirted with me, told her I was straight, we became good friends after that.

Incident #2: Lesbian flirted with me, she knew that I was straight, she kept trying anyhow. Turns out she was a serial liar and a thief. She was banished from the circle of friends with the swiftness.

Incident#3: Was hanging out at the local gay bar (back when I was a fag hag), and a lesbian started talking to me. She told me about herself, including how she sometimes had thoughts of suicide. Had to tell her I was straight, and we never saw her again. Scary to think what happened to her...

Incident #4: Was hanging out at the same bar one Saturday night. It was closing time, and people were leaving. Lesbian and her girlfriend (or friend for the night) walked past, and one of them lightly touched my butt. I turned around, shocked, and she winked at me. (whoa!). I could only laugh, because I was taken off guard. Then I was thinking, "Hell, why can't a MAN do that?!?!?!" :p