"I can't Hate Donald Trump"

[henry quirk]

So, Trump accepts tonight and the talkin' heads are asking (other talkin' heads) 'what do you want to hear him say in his speech?'.

I want to hear...

*that he's gonnna leave me alone
*that's he gonna do his damnedest to restrain Congress and the Supreme Court so they'll leave me alone
*that my failures are mine to suffer alone and my successes are mine to enjoy alone

...then...

I wanna hear him talk about how he's gonna make that happen.

That would be a good start...not holdin' my breath anything he sez tonight will approach that.

I know for a fact nuthin' Clinton sez during her acceptance will come near what I'd like.

Johnson mebbe could say things I wanna hear, but he's got a a snowball's chance of gettin' the Big Chair.