March 9th, 2018: Stairway to… Upstairs

xoxoxoBruce · 03-08-2018, 10:12 PM

Stairways are a functional tool to get from down here to up there where the toilet and sex are.
They let you avoid swinging on a vine like Tarzan, or climbing a ladder with beer and snacks.
But they are pretty boring unless you use a little imagination, think outside the box.

One word of advice… ok, five words… DO NOT GET A PERMIT.

If you screw up and do get a permit, you must have a defibrillator handy when the inspector comes.
Trust me, you could be charged with manslaughter.

03-08-2018, 10:12 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	March 9th, 2018: Stairway to… Upstairs Stairways are a functional tool to get from down here to up there where the toilet and sex are. They let you avoid swinging on a vine like Tarzan, or climbing a ladder with beer and snacks. But they are pretty boring unless you use a little imagination, think outside the box. One word of advice… ok, five words… DO NOT GET A PERMIT. If you screw up and do get a permit, you must have a defibrillator handy when the inspector comes. Trust me, you could be charged with manslaughter. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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