06-27-2004, 12:50 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
Posts: 6,669
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Our host and friends.
From "The Man with Two Brains" (1983).
Quote:
(Doctor Hfuhruhurr is booking himself and Dolores into a hotel)
Michael: "Could you send up a bottle of champagne and put a do not disturb on the phone for the next..um, let's see..we'll go in and put our bags down, start kissing, that's seven minutes, move into the bedroom, slide my hands over her dress, remove her blouse, probably about four or five minutes, we move over to the bed, let's see I wanna rub each inner thigh, that would be four minutes, and so I figure like twenty five minutes of foreplay in general. Then you've got.. I dunno if you call oral sex.. is that foreplay or is that actual sex? It doesn't matter, I'd like to do that twice so.. at least three hours. Alright?"
Concierge: "Three HOURS! Uh yes sir."
(The concierge moves over to the bellboy)
Concierge: "Take Mrs. Hfuhruhurr and that lucky son of a BITCH up to room suite seven twenty nine!"
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