Bizarre Translations

Kitsune · 07-28-2004, 04:29 PM

Yes! Hahahaha! Very good.

The idea is simple: take a song, take it literally and change it around without changing the meaning. Sometimes, they are hilarious. This one took quite sometime, but should be pretty easy. It sounds like a really horrible love letter:

"I have a keen interest in large posteriors and there is no method within my power that I could state otherwise and have you believe me. Even my companions of similar race would not be able to ignore the fact that when a young female with a trim figure and large, shapely buttocks enters the establishment that anyone, including themselves, find that person very sexually appealing to the eyes. I could not bring myself to discontinue watching the woman that fit this discription, so much so that I greatly desired to have our photograph taken together. My closest friends brought it to my attention as a warning, but your posterior "causes my interest to drift to thoughts of sexual intercourse, thereby causing arousal". Your skin, so silken soft, was something I noticed the very moment you mentioned that you wished to ride alongside me in my expensive, imported, car..."

07-28-2004, 04:29 PM	#3
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Yes! Hahahaha! Very good. The idea is simple: take a song, take it literally and change it around without changing the meaning. Sometimes, they are hilarious. This one took quite sometime, but should be pretty easy. It sounds like a really horrible love letter: "I have a keen interest in large posteriors and there is no method within my power that I could state otherwise and have you believe me. Even my companions of similar race would not be able to ignore the fact that when a young female with a trim figure and large, shapely buttocks enters the establishment that anyone, including themselves, find that person very sexually appealing to the eyes. I could not bring myself to discontinue watching the woman that fit this discription, so much so that I greatly desired to have our photograph taken together. My closest friends brought it to my attention as a warning, but your posterior "causes my interest to drift to thoughts of sexual intercourse, thereby causing arousal". Your skin, so silken soft, was something I noticed the very moment you mentioned that you wished to ride alongside me in my expensive, imported, car..."

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