What's the first thing you do after getting home from work?

[Elspode]

Upon coming home from work, I:

1) Remove butt pack which holds my checkbooks, wallet, PDA, keys, watch and mp3 player; it gets hung beside the door on a suitable piece of furniture.
2) Put cell phone(s) on charger(s).
3) Remove shoes and socks. I *hate* shoes and socks.
4) Change into appropriate lower-part-of-the-body-wear, depending on season. Usually shorts, except in the darkest, coldest part of the winter.
5) Pay quick attention to frantically posturing dog who wants to jump in my lap and lick my face.
6) Go into computer room and find wife, and posture frantically and lick her face.
7) Either start or participate in already started dinner.
8) Eat completed meal.
9) If Monday, I go to recording session.
10) If Tuesday, I either have a band practice or a committee meeting for Pagan Festival planning.
11) If Wednesday, go play dartss (eating out is a habit on this night)
12) Thursdays, I might just do nothing. Probably not, but maybe.
13) If Friday, take wife and do something fun, hopefully.

I have a very full life.