Losing your Virginity

[Radar]

I've got 2 possibilities. One is a technicality, and the other is for sure.

When I was 15 and there was a girl who was going to be 14 in a few days. We made out, and did everything but sex and then she said no, but later changed her mind and said it was ok, so I put the end of it in, an she screamed and said it hurt and we didn't continue. I don't think this counts.

If that doesn't count, I was 17 and had just broken up with a girl and was pretty bummed out so I went to the Sadie Hawkins dance alone, and met a punk rock girl named Souxie (She was 15 but had been around) with very very short bright orange hair, and we hit it off. My friend Bob Neal (Yes, that's his real name) was there with a girl so the 4 of us left and parked somewhere. She was all over me, but Bob couldn't close the deal so he dropped off his girlfriend and told me to borrow the car.

This was in Henderson, Nevada and we were in the middle of the empty and quiet desert. She was undressing me, and before I knew it I almost fell in. She was screaming and the truck was rocking and making noise. There was a tire in the back slamming around, and dogs where barking and howling. My friend heard the whole thing and when the two of us got back to his house to drop off the truck (only a block away of empty desert), it took everything he had not to laugh out loud.

The funny part is they had some kind of conga line at the dance or something and someone got a photo of me and this girl and put it in the year book. I lost it on a one night stand with a freaky, slutty punk rock chick and it's in the yearbook for all to see.