"Cock" and other jargon

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by garnet

The last time I was car shopping I encountered a charming salesman who stared at boobs the entire time. It was a lovely experience. I plan on keeping my current vehicle until its last dying breath.

Go on the internet and find out what the car should cost. Subtract $5,000, then write that number on your cleavage with lipstick. Be careful it's not backwards. Now if the salesman stares, he'll pick up the subliminal message and you'll get a deal.
If you have to put up with 'em, you might as well use 'em.