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Originally Posted by lumberjim

I concur, proffesor G. ketchup on your hotdog is akin to drinking water from a coffee mug.

You guys are nuts. Ketchup, catsup or however the hell you spell it is a fundamental part of the hot dog experience. Its the American thing to do. Mustard is good also but mustard by itself is for bratz and bratz are NOT hot dogs. Saur kraut is ok, I suppose, (but your pushing it) but a Cal Ripkin, Jr. ball park hot dog without ketchup is like apple pie without vanilla ice cream or hockey without a fight or baseball without a 7th inning stretch or a mustang without a stick. Blasphemy. Oh, and Vidalia Onion relish is also acceptable. Put some South in yo' mouth, son.