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Old 04-09-2005, 11:13 PM   #11
Guyute
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Q) Why do black people throw trash out in clear plastic bags?
A) So Mexicans can go window-shopping

Q) How was copper wire invented?
A) Two Jews fighting over a penny

Q) How many black people does it take to pave a driveway?
A) 5 if you slice them thin enough

Q) What do you say to a black guy in a suit?
A) "Will the defendant please rise..."

Q) What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
A) One less drunk

Q) Why wouldn't JFK have been a good boxer?
A) He couldn't take a shot to the head

Q) How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
A) None, it better be open when she brings it to you

Q) WHy do Montrealers fuck doggie-style so much?
A) So that they both can watch the Canadiens game

Q) Why do women have legs?
A) So that they can leave after you're done fuckin' 'em

Q) What is another name for a family reunion in Alabama?
A) An orgy

Q) What do you call 50 white guys chasing a black guy?
A) The PGA
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